AlexCrowley 0 #1 September 6, 2005 I thought this was interesting: In a story I just pulled out of my ass there's a website in some other country that just reported that various members of DZ.com are drinking babies blood in an attempt to swoop better. While the US government have sworn no knowledge it is obvious that they are involved, because U S Army members have delivered babies on board flying helicopters!!, obviously to provide food to their airborne paratroopers to snack on before a jump! Statistically there's a 38% chance of a baby having an opiate in their blood stream, yet a 84% chance that they will not. This obviously proves that 98% of babies are currently in danger from this horrific hobby. President Bush was unavailable for comment, but its obvious from his beady little eyes that he's guilty as hell. The bastard. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #2 September 6, 2005 BULLSHIT!!!! Everyone knows helicopters can't fly!!!!"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 September 6, 2005 QuoteWhy Do DZ.com members drink babies blood? 'cos it gives me a hard on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
