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AlexCrowley

Finally a matter of national security may be revealed.

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American needs your help. I'm posting this in the hope that it might change some minds.

The last few years have been planned. In recent days and weeks you'll see more and more members of this administration stepping forward to tell the truth, and finally you will understand the great damage that the left has caused.

The Iraq invasion, was in fact, planned to seize oil. The alien intelligence group sequestered in Area 51 used their "Time Viewing Device" to forsee the tragedy that Katrina would cause.

President Bush, being a decisive man of action instinctively understood that the only way to ensure stability of our gasoline was to take Iraq. Of course, not being able to reveal the presence of our little grey friends there had to be other excuses used to lead this great country into a war for which there seemed, at the time, no justification.

Now, because of the reaction and opposition of the left, what would have been a stunning victory for every SUV in america has become a quagmire, a $4 per gallon and damn the missile expense quagmire from which there is no escape.

So you lefty hippy communist socialist bastards: YOu know the truth now. It all makes sense, all that banging your head against the wall trying to understand how anyone could possibly be quite that stupid makes total sense now!

I expect you all to apologise profusely and support your president in this time of oil companies and future traders cashing in on a tragedy.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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