feuergnom 29 #1 August 30, 2005 Today, many people are too ashamed to admit their love for sex, because of persecution. Many people have sex and yet continue to live lives that are just filled with useless religious rituals. Anyway, in order to meet other genuine sex addicts in this sport, I decided to post this. I am not ashamed to call the gods & godesses of sex Lord and Savior. Mock me or them if you want, but I love sex and it has done everything for me. I am still no where the kind of loving, serving, selfless person I desire to be, but my faith in sex has allowed people to mold me and shape me into a more loving person who actually cares about people. no shit! I used to be a very depressed man who was always lonely, yet very selfish and angry. But having sex for the first time has been the best thing that has happened to me. I am not talking about just having sex and getting laid every now and then. To me, sex means falling in love with an amazing number of chicks and even guys, desiring to know and please them with all my heart; reaching out to people who are just as horny as me. the god of love desires to for us to know him and I can tell you from experience, sex is the most fulfilling thing I've ever had in my life. Call me a troll or an uptight sex maniac, whatever you want. Love me, hate me, but I love sex and I'm feuergnom!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #2 August 30, 2005 Rock on! Stand by your convictions! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ppgk 0 #3 August 30, 2005 Wow!!! If I become a sex addict and worship the god of love does it mean a might get showered with the blessings of STD's and an unplanned pregnancy??? YAY!!! Oh,please.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #4 August 30, 2005 Only if you are a bad little sex addict will the sex Gods smite down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger inflicting upon thine lives the S.T.I. and the unplanned pregnancy. Godly and worshipful sex addicts lavish upon their Gods offerings of latex and rubber and thus ensure their Gods love shines down upon their bouncing arse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #5 August 30, 2005 QuoteOnly if you are a bad little sex addict will the sex Gods smite down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger inflicting upon thine lives the S.T.I. and the unplanned pregnancy. Godly and worshipful sex addicts lavish upon their Gods offerings of latex and rubber and thus ensure their Gods love shines down upon their bouncing arse.illegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ppgk 0 #6 August 30, 2005 But what if the rubber breaks??? How can something bad happen when I'm trying to be good??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #7 August 30, 2005 The sex God works in mysterious ways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #8 August 30, 2005 QuoteWow!!! If I become a sex addict and worship the god of love does it mean a might get showered with GOLDEN SHOWERS and an unplanned ORGASM?? YEAH!!! Oh,please.... fixed it for ya The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #9 August 30, 2005 QuoteGodly and worshipful sex addicts lavish upon their Gods offerings of latex and rubber and thus ensure their Gods love shines down upon their bouncing arse. did you just say rubber? uuuuhhhhhh baby i love it! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #10 August 30, 2005 if you really are a sex addict (and not just trolling here), move to nashville... it's the world capitol of sexaholics anonymous. no shit. at least it was a few years ago when I was still practicing therapy, still is i think. funny thing is that it's populated by musicians, no surprise there, but also by -you guessed it- lots of the fundamentalist preachers that you find down here. go figure. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #11 August 30, 2005 Quoteif you really are a sex addict (and not just trolling here), you dare to call me a troll! hey greeeeenies - this is a personal attack. i want sinker to be banned! *speakingtoself* but otoh he mentioned nashville..... if this place is really as kinky as he describes he might have given me a good hint where to get a gooooood fuck.... maybe he shouldn't be banned???? *speakingtoself* Quotego figure. ok. i'll go there and figure out hey sinker - can i buy you a beer? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 August 30, 2005 Quotehey sinker - can i buy you a beer? You just want to screw him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #13 August 30, 2005 i guess he's to hetero for me. and he lives to far away anyway. how bout you? want some beer & get laid later?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #14 August 30, 2005 QuoteQuotehey sinker - can i buy you a beer? You just want to screw him. Would a bottle of champagne be better then? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #15 August 30, 2005 Sorry Feuergnom, Christel's offering Champaign and sex. I'll take her offer over yours. Besides I'm a lesbian... at least I always wanted to be a lesbian... no one's going to tell me I can't be one because that would be oppressing me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #16 August 30, 2005 well since christel showed up it's time for me to go to nashville I'll date sinker and he's going to show me all these sexual places with all these perverted musicians hanging around The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 5 #17 August 30, 2005 Now this is a good posting!!! Enough with the "I am a Christian...and proud of it!!!" BS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #18 August 30, 2005 you can buy me a beer any time, but i'll duct tape my ass first. i'll take you to church street, the gay district... (how ironic), there are some crazy swinger clubs here too... quite an underground going on... you just might see your preacher saturday night screwing different genders and prostelityzing you on the evils of lust on sunday morning. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #19 August 30, 2005 QuoteSorry Feuergnom, Christel's offering Champaign and sex. I'll take her offer over yours. Besides I'm a lesbian... at least I always wanted to be a lesbian... no one's going to tell me I can't be one because that would be oppressing me! Perfect! As I am no lesbian, that might match! Let's follow those 2 sexmaniacs walking down dark roads in Nashville.... *heckleheckleheckle* dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #20 August 30, 2005 "A courtier to my lord Eros, and an unremitting debtor." mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #21 August 30, 2005 Finally... A post in SC that I can read without holding back on the gag reflex that inevitably comes up (well, except for the comment about some guy putting duct tape on his ass!). So, in the words of Salt n Peppa: "Let's talk about sex, baby." Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #22 August 31, 2005 QuoteFinally... A post in SC that I can read without holding back on the gag reflex that inevitably comes up (well, except for the comment about some guy putting duct tape on his ass!). So, in the words of Salt n Peppa: "Let's talk about sex, baby." what's wrong w/ putting duct tape on one's ass? that fun hole is reserved for my spouse! I don't want feuergnom taking advantage of me after slipping a roofie (sp) in my beer. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxx 1 #23 August 31, 2005 Oh mein Gott, jetzt dreht Feuergnom völlig durch.. Das Bonfire befindet sich gleich nebenan, da kannst du gerne allen erzählen dass du gerade das erste mal Sex hattest Ich hoffe dass dein zweites Mal auch nicht lange auf sich warten lässt, dann beruhigst du dich bestimmt auch wieder.. Viel Erfolg bei der Therapie! Gruß, Max Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #24 August 31, 2005 QuoteOh mein Gott, jetzt dreht Feuergnom völlig durch.. Das Bonfire befindet sich gleich nebenan, da kannst du gerne allen erzählen dass du gerade das erste mal Sex hattest Ich hoffe dass dein zweites Mal auch nicht lange auf sich warten lässt, dann beruhigst du dich bestimmt auch wieder.. Viel Erfolg bei der Therapie! Quote Oooh, Max, I see that slightly different: Perhaps, FG was just trying to create a healthy balance to all those holy-christian-church-believer-GoToHellOrHeaven-threads? I understood it like that Bwahahaha Christel dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 29 #25 August 31, 2005 Quote Das Bonfire befindet sich gleich nebenan, da kannst du gerne allen erzählen dass du gerade das erste mal Sex hattest translates as: "Bonfire is next door, there you can tell everybody that you just had sex for the first time.... answer: here i go! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
feuergnom 29 #25 August 31, 2005 Quote Das Bonfire befindet sich gleich nebenan, da kannst du gerne allen erzählen dass du gerade das erste mal Sex hattest translates as: "Bonfire is next door, there you can tell everybody that you just had sex for the first time.... answer: here i go! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
