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Explanation for the Oil Shortage [funny]

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in
our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC.
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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