General says war may be unwinnable

[SpeedRacer 1]

In a recent press conference, a cat general has said that the War on String may be unwinnable.
















PSYCHE!!!

(stolen from the current issue of The Onion)

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[Rebecca 0]

This post is a sheep in wolf's clothing!!!

Haha! Love the Onion!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Everon 0]

Love the Onion!!

[rushmc 23]

OK, I'll admit it!

You had me comin in her ready to rumble

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[SpeedRacer 1]

my cats seem to think that the War on String is much more important than most people in SC, judging from the way this thread is sinking.

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[cloudseeker2001 0]

My cars cares nothing for string, but that damn laser kicks her ass!

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[SpeedRacer 1]

My cats are fascinated by the cursor. They keep batting around under and behind the monitor, thinking they can catch it.

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[chuteless 1]

The war in Iraq is winnable....but not by the Americans.

Like Vietnam, that war was winnable....and the Vietcong proved it.

[SpeedRacer 1]

So...you're saying the VietCong finally defeated String?

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[chuteless 1]

The cong sure beat the Americans ass. no doubt about that.


All the Americans did was cause thousands of babies to be born malformed for generations, and many to die agonizing deaths from spraying their precious agent orange and agent purple. What a disgrace.

The USA lost the war big time....just look at who owns that land now....being visited by American tourists to see what damage they did.