French resistance.

[GeordieSkydiver 0]

In response to the recent terror attacks the French Government has just announced that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

[waltappel 1]

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In response to the recent terror attacks the French Government has just announced that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Walt

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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In response to the recent terror attacks the French Government has just announced that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The threat level raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! DAMN that is some funy shit...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[popsjumper 2]

You're killin' me, man....

PIMP

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[dixieskydiver 0]

That would be mean if it weren't so accurate. HAHAHAHAHA.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[wmw999 2,600]

I wonder what the reaction would be to a similar joke about Americans . I'm sure I could think of something to poke fun at.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[dixieskydiver 0]

How about we're the fattest, most glutonous and most hated country in the entire world. Oh wait, that isn't a joke. It's the truth.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[wmw999 2,600]

I started to read the rest of it and it disappeared with a screen refresh...

Something about voting for GWB and "you" in there.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[dixieskydiver 0]

Yea I decided to edit it out before we got moved to SC, but then I hit jump to forum and I ended up in SC. I was reading thread titles going, what they heck happened to the bonfire in the last 30 seconds and why do I suddenly feel the need to argue about silly stuff with no hope of changing anyone's mind about anything.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[kallend 2,175]

www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1456476#1456476

www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-48,GGLD:en&q=french+terror+alert+run+hide

Some total absence of originality there.

...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[StreetScooby 5]

LMAO!

We are all engines of karma

[Gawain 0]

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I wonder what the reaction would be to a similar joke about Americans . I'm sure I could think of something to poke fun at.

Wendy W.

Okay, tell an American joke. I'll probably laugh. I have a couple of French friends that lose all sense of humor whenever similar jokes about surrender are mentioned. So sad...sorta..

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!