0
Gravitymaster

Seattle Man Dies Having Sex with a Horse.

Recommended Posts

Quote


In the outdated copy of the Texas Penal Code that I have, under Chapter 21, Sexual Offenses:
...
(4) act involving contact between the person's mouth or genitals and the anus or genitals of an animal or fowl.
...

In other words, if you're gonna' have sex with a horse in Texas, go get a room! I can't find anything in the code that says you can't have sex with your horse, just that you can't do it in public.


Hey, there's nothing there about your genitals and the mouth of the animal. The only question is, which animal you would trust to give you a blowjob. :D
HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

According to a story in this mornings paper....the man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.:S

J

I dont feel as bad now. The horse was not getting violated he was. That is some funny shit.


_______________________________________

That guy made too many trips to TJ!:D:D:D


Chuck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote



Has anyone heard of "Catherine", an queen in history. She liked to have horses mount her, after dinner, in front of her friends. Her assistants would set up these big straps for the horse, and then she'd do what she did. One night, the strap broke, and the horse crushed her.

My understanding is, that's a true story.



Isn't she the one that coined the phrase "My kingdom for a horse"?? :D
For my part, I know nothing with any certainty,
But the sight of the stars makes me dream.
-Vincent Van Gogh

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

This whole thread is disturbing beyond belief.



You know, I think I was the first to suggest the possibility that the horse killed the dude. Frankly, I was just joking when I said it.

It's distrubing, but not beyond belief. Ask any lawyer, cop, doctor, etc. They will almost universally tell you that truth is stranger than fiction - you simply cannot make stuff up that people don't really do.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote


Has anyone heard of "Catherine", an queen in history. She liked to have horses mount her, after dinner, in front of her friends. Her assistants would set up these big straps for the horse, and then she'd do what she did. One night, the strap broke, and the horse crushed her.

My understanding is, that's a true story.



It's a myth according to this: http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/catherinethegreat/a/histmyths1.htm

"The Truth: Catherine died in bed of illness; there were no equines involved and a Catherine/horse nexus was never attempted."
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0