Seattle Man Dies Having Sex with a Horse.

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why, ya looking for a girlfriend?
sorry, just had to say it.

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I gotta tell ya, I'm just trying to picture this scenario. Was he using a ladder? Was he hanging under the horse? Was he on a sawhorse maybe?

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I gotta tell ya, I'm just trying to picture this scenario. Was he using a ladder? Was he hanging under the horse? Was he on a sawhorse maybe?

Hi GM

Might depend Was this their first date

Wonder if the dude died with a smile on his face (heart attack) or it was just a date gone bad.

Losing you life trying to get laid is dumb enough But a horse

He's never going to live this down, and the horse may lose her/his stall in the barn.

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You can't make this stuff up...

Gotta wonder why the horse became so upset. Perhaps he was using the wrong hole??

Or which hole the horse was using. That would easily explain the getting killed part, especially if the horse was excited... Did the Medical Examiner find any horse shoe shaped bruises about the head and shoulders ? Was any hair pulled out of the guy's head ?

Can you imagine the look on the guys face as the horse was to mounting him? I'd pay money for a photo of that.

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why, ya looking for a girlfriend?
sorry, just had to say it.

Haha, no, just wanting to know which states to avoid next time I'm in the states!

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I didnt know Camilla was in Wash. state

DOH!!!

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Gotta wonder why the horse became so upset. Perhaps he was using the wrong hole?? LaughLaugh

Or which hole the horse was using. That would easily explain the getting killed part, especially if the horse was excited... Did the Medical Examiner find any horse shoe shaped bruises about the head and shoulders ? Was any hair pulled out of the guy's head ?

Can you imagine the look on the guys face as the horse was to mounting him? I'd pay money for a photo of that. SlySly

Has anyone heard of "Catherine", an queen in history. She liked to have horses mount her, after dinner, in front of her friends. Her assistants would set up these big straps for the horse, and then she'd do what she did. One night, the strap broke, and the horse crushed her.

My understanding is, that's a true story.

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According to a story in this mornings paper....the man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.

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According to a story in this mornings paper....the man died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon.

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everyday i become more appalled at how little history people really know...

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everyday i become more appalled at how little history people really know...

Why?

I generally learn something about a country's language, culture and history before visiting the country because it will make my visit more interesting and fun. Other than that, history doesn't seem to have much application in my day-to-day life.

I've always heard the old claim that "those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.", but since I'm not a history-making kind of guy, that claim means very little to me.

Am I missing something here?

Walt

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because apparently (based on alot of beliefs and comments i've seen lately) far to many people get their history from movies and television.. and then regurgitate that 'knowledge' as if it were actually true..

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because apparently (based on alot of beliefs and comments i've seen lately) far to many people get their history from movies and television.. and then regurgitate that 'knowledge' as if it were actually true..

I can understand that. Visually rich media (like movies and TV) deliver lots of information in short periods of time, but there seems to be an enormous overlap of entertainment and presenting facts.

Walt

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because apparently (based on alot of beliefs and comments i've seen lately) far to many people get their history from movies and television.. and then regurgitate that 'knowledge' as if it were actually true..

I can understand that. Visually rich media (like movies and TV) deliver lots of information in short periods of time, but there seems to be an enormous overlap of entertainment and presenting facts.

Walt

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How very true! Westerns, always show a herd of horses being led by the big, black stallion! Wrong! The herd is actually led by the Alpha MARE. The big black stallion is actually relegated to staying with the brood mares. (Not bad work if, you can get it.)


Chuck

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Am I the only one wondering why the hell it is legal to fuck animals in 17 states?

You guys are weird.

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Am I the only one wondering why the hell it is legal to fuck animals in 17 states?

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Ever seen the women in those 'legal' states?!?!

You wouldn't be wondering, you would be strapin' on the spurs!

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Bwa hahahahahahaha...
Trust me, you are not alone! I've been reading this thread and getting chills down my spine.


Chuck

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Guess there wasn't a red ribbon tied in the horse's tail, huh?

(trail riding etiquette: If your horse is a "kicker", you're supposed to tie a red ribbon in it's tail to warn other riders)

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Chuck

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Am I the only one wondering why the hell it is legal to fuck animals in 17 states?

You guys are weird.

Probably because not everything that should be illegal has a law to make it so. Are you sure it is illegal in the UK? I think it might not be illegal in many other civilized European countries.

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Bwa hahahahahahaha...
Trust me, you are not alone! I've been reading this thread and getting chills down my spine.


Chuck

In the outdated copy of the Texas Penal Code that I have, under Chapter 21, Sexual Offenses:


21.07 Public Lewdness
(a) A person commits an offense if he knowingly engages in any of the following acts in a public place or, if not in a public place, he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his:

(1) act of sexual intercourse;
(2) act of deviate sexual intercourse;
(3) act of sexual contact;
(4) act involving contact between the person's mouth or genitals and the anus or genitals of an animal or fowl.
(b) An offense under this section is a Class A misdemeanor.

In other words, if you're gonna' have sex with a horse in Texas, go get a room! I can't find anything in the code that says you can't have sex with your horse, just that you can't do it in public.

Walt

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Bwa hahahahahahaha...
Trust me, you are not alone! I've been reading this thread and getting chills down my spine.


Chuck

In the outdated copy of the Texas Penal Code that I have, under Chapter 21, Sexual Offenses:


21.07 Public Lewdness
(a) A person commits an offense if he knowingly engages in any of the following acts in a public place or, if not in a public place, he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his:

(1) act of sexual intercourse;
(2) act of deviate sexual intercourse;
(3) act of sexual contact;
(4) act involving contact between the person's mouth or genitals and the anus or genitals of an animal or fowl.
(b) An offense under this section is a Class A misdemeanor.

In other words, if you're gonna' have sex with a horse in Texas, go get a room! I can't find anything in the code that says you can't have sex with your horse, just that you can't do it in public.

Walt

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I gotta tell ya'. I love my horse to death and we've been through a lot together but, there ain't gonna be no sexual activity! No way! No sir!


Chuck

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Am I the only one wondering why the hell it is legal to fuck animals in 17 states?

people are WAAAAY strange... if anyone reminds me over a beer one night i'll tell you about the story of a woman and her St. Bernard we caught going at it on their back porch...

we started leaving dog biscuits in her mail box everyday on the way to school... i always wondered if her husband knew what she did when he was away...

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Her husband eventually found out.