Was Jesus gay?

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"God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter".

wow, thats reallly gay

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How would being homosexual fuck up the teachings of Jesus?

Gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

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Can a homosexual not teach one to love thy neighbour?

Totally, and didn't he preach that you should also "love" your brother?

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Gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Why are you so rude? You sound like you were ass-raped by an ugly, nasty faggot.

Even your God does not judge a person before the Day of Judgement. Doesn't your Jesus teach everyone to spread love, especially to so-called "sinners"? You are casting stones; is your slate clean enough?

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Yeah, all that is true, BUT ther's historic documentation for all of that as well. There is no such historic support for Jesus having been gay, none.

Well, there is no ANY historic support for Jesus existense as well.

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Gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Why are you so rude? You sound like you were ass-raped by an ugly, nasty faggot.

Even your God does not judge a person before the Day of Judgement. Doesn't your Jesus teach everyone to spread love, especially to so-called "sinners"? You are casting stones; is your slate clean enough?

LOL, you're kidding right? Please tell me you've seen Southpark before...

And please get a clue, if you're gonna try supporting someone, you might not want to insult them in the process by referring to them by derogatory terms (i.e. ugly nasty faggot)

Gravity Waits for No One.

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LOL, you're kidding right? Please tell me you've seen Southpark before...

I haven't seen Southpark before. Does it prove Jesus was gay?

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And please get a clue, if you're gonna try supporting someone, you might not want to insult them in the process by referring to them by derogatory terms (i.e. ugly nasty faggot)

Did you see that you you have addressed NONE of my questions?
And could you please check whether I asked you for a clue?

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I haven't seen Southpark before. Does it prove Jesus was gay?

Yes, Jesus definitely plays butt-darts with Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al. There is NO doubt about that.

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Did you see that you you have addressed NONE of my questions?

I'm sooo sorry to offend you by not answering your questions that had absolutely no pertinence to the situation (because you totally missed my point)

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And could you please check whether I asked you for a clue?

Sometimes people need help when they're soo clueless that they couldn't find their ass with both hands. Not a personal attack, just a fact.

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Why are you so rude? You sound like you were ass-raped by an ugly, nasty faggot.

Hmmm, OK. Who's being rude?

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Even your God does not judge a person before the Day of Judgement.

I don't believe in god... So what's your point?

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Doesn't your Jesus teach everyone to spread love, especially to so-called "sinners"?

I also don't believe in Jesus. Only because he's gay though.

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You are casting stones; is your slate clean enough?

Who's casting stones? And yes, anyone who's watched every episode of Southpark automatically has a clean slate... You should try it sometime.

Gravity Waits for No One.

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Yeah, all that is true, BUT ther's historic documentation for all of that as well. There is no such historic support for Jesus having been gay, none.

Well, there is no ANY historic support for Jesus existense as well.

Yes there is! I've seen him on Southpark and I have an action figure of him that has a kung-fu grip. He is definitely real! Amen! Praise the lord!... And Mr. Slave.

Gravity Waits for No One.

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luke 19:27 bring all who will not have me as king before me and slay them before me.

EXEGETED BY THE CHURCH TO KILL MILLIONS WHO WOULD NOT 'BELIEVE'

mat 10:34 do not think that i have come to bring peace, for i have come with a sword....


these are BEAUTIFUL TEACHINGS indeed




go forth and subdue the earth and have dominion over it.

why we have such a polluted planet!

we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively


wishers never choose, choosers never wish

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Praise the lord!...

You're having WAY more fun than most of us here. You inspire me to greater heights!

First Class Citizen Twice Over

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Yes there is! I've seen him on Southpark and I have an action figure of him that has a kung-fu grip.

That's not evidence, maybe you were just drunk.

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Yes, Jesus definitely plays butt-darts with Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al. There is NO doubt about that.

So we have our winner! Ok, so-called Jesus was gay, topic closed.

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I'm sooo sorry to offend you by not answering your questions that had absolutely no pertinence to the situation (because you totally missed my point)

Wow! You really had a point?!? Seriously?!? This must be a joke.

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Sometimes people need help when they're soo clueless that they couldn't find their ass with both hands.

Maybe, this works even better if you have a nice ass. Do you?

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So we have our winner! Ok, so-called Jesus was gay, topic closed.

Lol, glad we agree on something...

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Wow! You really had a point?!? Seriously?!? This must be a joke.

Umm, yeah obviously this whole thing is a joke... We're all speculating whether or not some random guy liked to sword fight in his bed....

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Maybe, this works even better if you have a nice ass. Do you?

Yes, So I've heard... Were you asking because you wanted to play butt-darts? No offense, but I don't play that game.

Gravity Waits for No One.

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Jesus was a product of his culture.... one that is homosocial as are most of the people in that region to this day.

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Yes, So I've heard...

From girls or from guys?

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Were you asking because you wanted to play butt-darts?

It depends.

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Gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Repression is a terrible thing

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Jesus was a product of his culture.... one that is homosocial as are most of the people in that region to this day.

I'd guess just about all cultures throughout history are/were pretty homosocial. What's your point?

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