Be vewwy, vewwy, qwiet.... we'w hunting wabbits...

[labrys 0]

http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=6168

Research Center Concludes That Hunters ‘Compensate’ for Diminutive Genitalia by Acting Out Domination Fantasies

For Immediate Release:
April 1, 2005

Contact:
Justin Jest 757-622-7382 x8108

Norfolk, Va. — While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the thrill of the hunt. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.

The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from killing, which starts with hunting small game and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homicidal acts. Research team leader Dr. Brian Upchurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wis., incident in which a deer hunter went on a rampage and killed six other hunters.

"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Hunters just don’t measure up," says PETA’s Justin Jest. "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to hit the mark in the bedroom by blowing small animals away in the woods."

PETA intends to incorporate the findings of the study into campaign materials to combat hunting.

Owned by Remi #?

[markd_nscr986 0]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

April Fools

Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004

[kelpdiver 2]

In a related study, DMGD confirmed that PETA members have no dicks.

(Humorous or not, they stepped over the line when bringing the Wisconsin incident into the story)

[billvon 3,120]

>Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked
> to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability
>to derive joy from killing . . .

Hmm. I always thought that particular genotype was expressed as an affinity for absurdly hopped-up trucks or flashy sports cars.

[peregrinerose 0]

LOL!! The pigfucker that laid me off with 3 days of notice is an avid hunter. I always knew about his Napolean complex, but this is even better!

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[unformed 0]

haha .... this is definitely a jooke.... website was registered three weeks ago. most of the links return "Server Bandwidth Exceeded" but a few actually work, so the bandwidth really isn't actually exceeded.

further, i find it really funny that PETA is referencing them. Those dumbasses should check their references before putting out statements.

This ad space for sale.

[Kennedy 0]

It's not just "a few" of the liniks that come back with that BS bandwidth message; it's the links that would lead to actual information, such as the "studies" link, the "data" link, the "FAQ" link, and so on.

The summary and "about us" links seem to work just fine.

Boy, I love it when these freaks prove it true that vegetarians' brains lack sufficient protiens to function properly (I'll build the site for tomorrow).

SVMCM.org
(Silly Vegans Must Consume Meat)

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[labrys 0]

You even wondered?

Wow

Owned by Remi #?

[Andrewwhyte 1]

wasn't it an April fools joke?

[labrys 0]

Yup... seemed obvious

Owned by Remi #?

[Andrewwhyte 1]

Apparently not to everyone.