divorce rate uk

[bigway 4]

well the divorce rate has risen by 8%...... i wonder if it has something to do with guns

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[Jimbo 0]

Wow.

Who is it that's obsessed with guns?

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Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[bigway 4]

it just seems everything in SC turns to guns, so i thought i would give it a kick start

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[happythoughts 0]

No, if guns were involved, the divorce rate would go down.

"...we were happily married. I don't understand it. Why would she commit suicide?"

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Press release - Women commits suicide. Shoots self 6 times in the back with a single-shot rifle.

[nacmacfeegle 0]

I blame Bush myself.
Oh, Halliburton too.
Not to mention the presence of large numbers of antipodeans.
Miked reckons its was the French wot did it, but I'm not sure.

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[christelsabine 1]

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well the divorce rate has risen by 8%...... i wonder if it has something to do with guns

Oh Lord, my glasses are becoming worst from day to day.

At first I thought, it was "death" rate
But, as no gun is in question, I'll go to bed.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[christelsabine 1]

Miked reckons its was the French wot did it, but I'm not sure.

[bigway 4]

i think you are wrong there, I think the Americans are world champions at hunting, just a shame they dont hunt animals like the the rest of the world.

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[Jimbo 0]

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I think the Americans are world champions at hunting, just a shame they dont hunt animals like the the rest of the world.

Does it hurt?

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Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[juanesky 0]

Yet another US bashing thread, why am I not surprised?

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[mr2mk1g 10]

Why isn't there a [slaps forehead] emoticon?

Where's Nac and the Crimson Permanent Assurance?

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Where's Nac and the Crimson Permanent Assurance?"

Arr har, I've been temporarily distracted, watching some auditors walk the plank.

"It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!
......"

Ar har.

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[mr2mk1g 10]

And so, the Crimson Permanent Assurance was launched upon the high seas of international finance.

"Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!"

[bigway 4]

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the Crimson Permanent Assurance was launched upon the high seas of international finance.

Has this thread turned to guns yet?

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[mr2mk1g 10]

Nope - it's degenerated into Python quotes...

As with Godwin’s law and the mention of Nazi’s, when a thread turns to Monty Python quotes it’s over dude…

[bigway 4]

ohh well,
i was trying to start and leave a legacy all in a day before i fly home tomorrow and have no more internet.



Goodbye,
please click my advert, fly with wendy if you see it so i dont get fired for donating lots of money to DZ.com

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[nacmacfeegle 0]

"no more internet."

You'll be back though?
Plus, I'm sure NZ has internet....doesn't it?

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[bigway 4]

living on the dropzone with dial up but i cant stand that and BTW, it is sunny in new zealand so no need for internet.

Later, i am off to get pissed so i have a hang over for the flight, so i have to get pissed on the flight.

If you any of you ever come to new zealand, i am the Marketing Director for Skydive Auckland and will sort you out a good deal and some free accommodation....Yes, even you peacefuljeffery


Take it easy everyone and Do not smash the keys to hard on your keyboard. I have given each letter on my keyboard it's very own dz.com username......my keyboard loves "P" and "J" LOL
peace to you all!!

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[nacmacfeegle 0]

I'm due a trip down there next winter, your summer, I'll be bringing my rig. Brother lives in Hamilton/Waikato, My sis lives in Clyde/Central Otago.

Happy trails Bigway, hope you had a good time in the UK.

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[christelsabine 1]

Have a nice + funny trip to NZ and enjoy your life every minute
I feel sure, from time to time you'll just drop into DZ.com to put new heart into the community

You will be missed

Lust but not least:
You really need to keep DZ.commers informed, as soon as NZ gun laws are to be amended or changed

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[Zep 0]

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well the divorce rate has risen by 8%...... i wonder if it has something to do with guns

Could have some thing to do with SHOTGUN weddings

Gone fishing