ryoder 1,590 #1 February 15, 2005 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=487&ncid=762&e=2&u=/ap/20050215/ap_en_ot/michael_jackson "Michael Jackson (news)'s lawyers announced Monday they may call celebrities such as Elizabeth Taylor, Diana Ross and Kobe Bryant..." Sometimes the jokes just write themselves!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #2 February 15, 2005 What about OJ? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 February 15, 2005 One of us! One of us!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #4 February 15, 2005 Stevie Wonder will testify that he didn't see anything. There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #5 February 15, 2005 And for today's drama, MJ apparently became ill on his way to the courthouse and was admitted to the hospital. Why do I get the feeling that there will be a lot more such dramatic developments in this case? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 February 15, 2005 QuoteAnd for today's drama, MJ apparently became ill on his way to the courthouse and was admitted to the hospital. Why do I get the feeling that there will be a lot more such dramatic developments in this case? And I also heard today that Jay Leno is on MJ's witness list. Obviously, MJ hasn't been listening to Leno's monologues."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 February 15, 2005 QuoteWhat about OJ? OJ isn't available. He's still searching for the "real killer". However Roman Polanski has offered to testify provided he is granted immunity to enter the country."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
storm1977 0 #8 February 15, 2005 SNL did a skit in the news the other night saying something to the Effect of this... "I am going to be a witness in the Robert Blake trial because he never murdered me... I mean, he can't be a murderer because he never tried to murder me" ----------------------------------------------------- Sometimes it is more important to protect LIFE than Liberty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
