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I have never been consulted about farting.



What kind of diet would you recommend to maximize the volume/sound effect of a fart yet still minimize the olfactory impact?

Just need a little consulting here.

Welcome back. It's been kind of slow and not nearly as fun.



Thank you. I now have a new consulting business.

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I have never been consulted about farting.



What kind of diet would you recommend to maximize the volume/sound effect of a fart yet still minimize the olfactory impact?

Just need a little consulting here.

Welcome back. It's been kind of slow and not nearly as fun.



From personal experience lot's of carbonated diet soda. OTOH the total impact depends on what else you consume with it.

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