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JohnRich

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What if she had been eating a banana?



Then the police would have needed close-up high-resolution high-speed video...

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John, thanks for posting that funny story. I don't post much in SC because I'm afraid of you all



BOO! We're really just a bunch of softies in here.

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For those that haven't met John, he really is a nice guy. Even when you do a fruit loop on him at the end of the skydive when you should be tracking off. He didn't even get mad at me.



Thank you for showing that I'm not a "bitter old man". Well, some of the younger folks might dispute my denial of the "old" part...

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I just read this thread an while John may may
get his knickers in a twist over gun issues
I dont think he overly critisises the English

Now I can I'm English
an I can say to the World that the British police
are some of pettiest people in existance

Gone fishing

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Now I can I'm English
an I can say to the World that the British police
are some of pettiest people in existance



But being English we can also laugh at how crap we are because we crave disappointment. ;)

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"I like pie. I wonder what the fine is for eating pie."

I'm guessing that you, like me, can eat pie without taking our hands off the wheel.......and whilst still exercising 'due care and attention'.......:)
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I can say to the World that the British police
are some of pettiest people in existance



Thought you said prettiest for a moment there... there's this one mounted WPC who rides past my office each lunch time.... beautiful blonde... certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for making crumbs. :)

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"I like pie. I wonder what the fine is for eating pie."

I'm guessing that you, like me, can eat pie without taking our hands off the wheel.......and whilst still exercising 'due care and attention'.......:)



I prefer to be in the driver's seat, but I don't mind if she wants to go bare-back riding instead. As long as we get there.

Yup, I like pie. :ph34r:
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I can say to the World that the British police
are some of pettiest people in existance



Ohhh, it sounds like you have some stories to share. Do tell us!



Traffic cops in the UK are the worst, they're real sanctimonious sticklers, they'd ticket their own mothers. They've been known to ticket other cops, they're infamous. Lots of cops still try to get on traffic though, it's seen as glamorous because they get to drive the flashy cars and do pursuit training. It should give you an idea of how exciting policing is in the UK.

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Traffic cops in the UK are the worst, they're real sanctimonious sticklers, they'd ticket their own mothers.



They're not as bad as the traffic wardens. Those vultures regularly ticket ambulances parked on yellow lines outside the hospital where my wife gave birth. (if several emergencies show up at A&E/ER at once the ambulancese have nowhere else to park).

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