Handguns are best!

[miked10270 0]

Maybe a repost. who cares!?

Handguns vs Women

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO. HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE
#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. AND,
THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...
#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[christelsabine 1]

That's nice!

I love No. 6... and No 10? Could also be used for men

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[masterrig 1]

Might be a re-post but still... funny! Good job!


Chuck

[AggieDave 6]

Old jokes, but its still fun to read.

You know, I don't think Morgan has seen these jokes before...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[kbordson 8]

I guess the truth would depend on your handgun and "your" woman....

[headoverheels 334]

Yeah, but that's not the pair of 38's I like having pointed at me.

[JohnMitchell 16]

Careful, they might be loaded.