election analysis

[livendive 8]

I got this by email and thought it was funny. YMMV

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U.S. Election Analysis In Two Sentences

The Democrats' mistake was thinking that a disastrous war and national
bankruptcy would be of concern to the electorate.

The Republicans saw, correctly, that the chief concern of the electorate is
to keep gay couples from having abortions.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[lawrocket 3]

I read this, and I don't know who the author is.

***DEMOCRATS VERSUS REPUBLICANS
1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.

3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.

4. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.

5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.

6. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.

7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.

8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.

9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.

10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.

11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.

12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.

13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.

14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

15. Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Ron 10]

The party's differences in two sentances:

Republicans support saving innocent babies, and killing convicted murderers.

Democrats support killing innocent babies, and saving convicted murderers.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[kelpdiver 2]

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The party's differences in two sentances:

man, talk about a killjoy.

[aerohaga 0]

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The party's differences in two sentances:

Republicans support saving innocent babies, and killing convicted murderers.

Democrats support killing innocent babies, and saving convicted murderers.

I totally agree, and I hope you're wearing your fire-proof clothes!!

For my part, I know nothing with any certainty,
But the sight of the stars makes me dream.
-Vincent Van Gogh

[bodypilot90 0]

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Republicans support saving innocent babies, and killing convicted murderers.

Democrats support killing innocent babies, and saving convicted murderers.

could not have said it better

[GQ_jumper 4]

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The party's differences in two sentances:

Republicans support saving innocent babies, and killing convicted murderers.

Democrats support killing innocent babies, and saving convicted murderers.

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Despite the fact that i sometimes disagree with the republican stance on abortion i do have to say that is about the most accurate statement i've seen in a while.

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

[TheAnvil 0]

Haven't heard much from the partial birth proponents in the wake of the recent murder where the baby was ripped from the womb, have we? That child is a living testament to the hallowness of their arguments.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[kelpdiver 2]

what a pretty strawman you have there.