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AggieDave

The odds of dying.

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Hmmm... I always thought that the odds of dying were pretty near 100%.

When where & how is more the issue? Actually, no. To quote Luis Seneca: "Life is long if you know how to use it."

Anyway, since I'm flirting with the odds of dying... Who said "Women invented language to satisfy their deep desire to complain."?

Mike.

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I found this interesting, especially for the folks that wig-the-fuck-out when natural disasters start happening around the world.



Yeah, they're alot like all the people that play the lottery.
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the leading causes of death in the United States are, in this order, heart disease, cancer, stroke, chronic lower respiratory diseases, and "accidental injury,"



meanwhile who has a tougher time getting decent health insurance (self or through an employer) 'extreme' sports participants or out of shape, obviously obese bastages??
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What about fat bastards that skydive, ride motorcycles, smoke and drink like me?



All at the same time? Your jump tickets must be really expensive. How much does your bike weigh, anyway? Do you use a tandem rig with it, or do you have some special cargo rigging? Does the altitude make it cheaper to get drunk? It sounds like fun, and something I might want to try. I just want to get some input from you, first, so I can go about it safely. ;)
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All at the same time? Your jump tickets must be really expensive. How much does your bike weigh, anyway? Do you use a tandem rig with it, or do you have some special cargo rigging? Does the altitude make it cheaper to get drunk? It sounds like fun, and something I might want to try. I just want to get some input from you, first, so I can go about it safely.



Haha.

Well, its one of those mini-ricer bikes and it helps your wingloading.:P:P
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WTF? For Motor-Vehicle Accidents they'vbe got 1 in 100 with a footnote saying 1 in 500,000 ..... how the fuck is that even close? Or am I just retarded?



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Just kidding - really - I just thought it would be funny -

No, really -
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You are more likely to commit suicide or fall to your death than be killed by a tsunami or any natural disaster, the odds say.



Not real crazy about that "fall to your death" part.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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They will total to 100% when you add up all the odds of dying from every cause.



"Nobody gets outta here alive"



Or, from "Fight Club"... "On any given scale, the survival rate is zero.";)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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