rhino 0 #1 December 31, 2004 http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/30/playmates.battle.ap/index.html BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! She's going to have to go back to stripping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 December 31, 2004 Poor little thing. I don't see Anna Nicole goin' hungry! Ain't that just too damned bad. The little golddigger lost out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #3 December 31, 2004 I still laugh when I remember Letterman's bit about her at the funeral of Mr. Smith... "Yes, at the funeral Anna Nicole Smith was all teary, you know, bent over the casket.....you know, going through his pockets one last time..."-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #4 December 31, 2004 What a heartless attitude!!! Here we have a poor sweet young girl... A true texan gal who didn't marry for looks, or the fact that her husband drove a BMW, in fact her husband didn't even drive!.... So it must have been love. And now this sensitive, heartbroken girl finds herself a poor, lonely young widow, her dear departed husband's will is challenged and overturned by self-serving so-called family (none of whom bothered to give him a $hag in his declining years). Thus, this poor sweet girl finds herself publicly humiliated and cast out into the cold cruel world by greedy in-laws, shyster lawyers, and a completely unsympathetic legal system - left with almost nothing to fall back on (luckily she does have quite a lot to fall forward on). Surely this sad, bitter tale of avarice perpetrated against such a kindly girl make not only me, but everyone in this fine community want to weep and pour another Bourbon to wash down these funny blue pills. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 December 31, 2004 Yeah...what really pisses me off is that when I'm a rich, dying, old and decrepit pervert, this kind of ruling will make it harder to find a gold digger to shack up with me. Yet another good reason not to have kids! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 December 31, 2004 Poor Anna. The one thing she had going for her, stripped right out from under her. Now, she'll have to rely on her wits to get by. She's screwed. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #7 December 31, 2004 That $88.5M would entice many people to shelve the morals for the short term. Would you let a priest do his thing with you in a nice hotel room for the above sum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 December 31, 2004 QuoteThat $88.5M would entice many people to shelve the morals for the short term. Would you let a priest do his thing with you in a nice hotel room for the above sum? Nope. I mean it, too. Every dollar would have "whore" written on it, invisible to everyone but me... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 December 31, 2004 Hi Kev. Please bear in mind that I have dibs on the following obituary: MIKE Suddenly and tragically, aged 97. While returning from a 4 week honeymoon with his new bride, the 19 year old former Miss Brazil, the excitement of a fourth consecutive blowjob in 1 hour caused him to lose control of his private jet and crash into a mountain. He leaves a $10 overdraft and a permanent grin etched into the cliff-face. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #10 December 31, 2004 "Now, she'll have to rely on her wits to get by. What an unusual typo.... The "W"'s nowhere near the "T" on my keyboard! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 December 31, 2004 Quote"Now, she'll have to rely on her wits to get by. What an unusual typo.... The "W"'s nowhere near the "T" on my keyboard! Mike. Psh. She's got nothin'. Tits 10 times better than hers (whatever that means to you) get off the bus in Hollywood every day. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #12 December 31, 2004 Yikes...........she might have to go back to being a dancer at an adult entertainment venueAnd that is a really scary thoughtMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 December 31, 2004 Yeah, I know. I never missed an episode of her show. What a fine show it was! A cast of greedy mis-fits, sucking-up to this 'po' lil' gal' who stood a big chance of getting rich and visions of huge dollar signs dancing in their heads should she get all that money. She played DIRTY! She filed her complaint in a California court. A California judge ruled on it in her favor. WRONG ANSWER!!! Anna's husband was a Texas resident, she was/is a Texas resident. All the paperwork was filed in Texas. That California judge SHOULD have thrown it out of his court and sent her packin' her happy little ass back to Texas! Aw yeah, I'm cryin' tears big as horse-turds over that 'poor little lass'! Her late husband's family may be just as greedy and under-handed but, they did it 'according to the law'. Now, that Anna Nicole ain't gonna 'strike it rich', let's all sit-back and see who 'sticks' by her!? Adios T.V. show, adios Howard Stern (her lawyer), adios publicity... All that aside, I see exactly what you are saying and LOVE the sarcasm!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #14 December 31, 2004 QuoteNope. I mean it, too. Every dollar would have "whore" written on it, invisible to everyone but me... A drunken Sir Winston Churchill to Lady Astor (I think it was) who detested him and vice versa.... "Lady Astor, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?" "Why, yes Sir Winston I might." "Would you sleep with me for 15 pounds?" "Certainly not. What kind of woman do you think I am?" "I know what sort of woman you are. We are merely haggling about the price."-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #15 January 2, 2005 It's a popular myth that Churchill & Lady Astor detested each other (in fact not liking WS Churchill has only recently ceased to be Treason in the UK). Churchill loved the company of intelligent & witty women. In fact Churchill & Lady A bounced off each other verbally many times (surely proff that both enjoyed each other's company). My own favourite is: Lady A: "You sir are disgustingly drunk." Churchill: "And you Ma'am are ugly... Tomorrow I will be sober." Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #16 January 2, 2005 I have a feeling we will be seeing more of her now that she has lost weight. I can't stand to watch her on those commercials. "Trim Spa Baby!" It sounds like she is drunk or drugged up.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #17 January 2, 2005 Quote It sounds like she is drunk or drugged up. That is because she probably IS drunk or drugged up! I'm voting for drugged up. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 January 2, 2005 Did you see her at that awards show? Talk about spaced-out! I'm with you... I'm tired of seeing her and hearing her. She's the poster child for 'Springer-people'!! When she comes on the tube, I excersize my right to grab the 'clicker'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #19 January 2, 2005 Anna's level-headed reaction: Anna Nicole Smith was wearing a pink Cinderella grown and getting hot around the collar. "The judges were so paid off," a fuming Smith told me New Year's Eve, a day after a federal appeals court reversed a judgment awarding her $88.5 million from the estate of her elderly billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall. "Don't print that! You can't print that!" scolded her attorney Howard K. Stern, as Smith posed and danced with high rollers during a New Year's Eve countdown appearance at the Aladdin. Stern said he's confident the reversal on a legal technicality by the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco won't stand, and he's prepared to take it to the Supreme Court. Source: Review-Journal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 January 2, 2005 Yeah, right! The judge ruled in accordance with the law. The entire matter took place in Texas. Anna Nicole was wrong taking it to a California court, where she felt more confident for a ruling in her favor. Brraaap! WRONG ANSWER! Sorry, Anna! It just don't work that way. You lose! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
