AggieDave 6 #1 December 22, 2004 What kind of pizza would they order? As far as stereotypes go for everything else for each label, would a liberal order a pizza that was politically correct, then pick off the toppings if someone at their party found it offensive (then swear the toppings were never ther)? Would a conservative get a basic cheese pizza and tell everyone that they should like it because if you don't the terrorists have won? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #2 December 22, 2004 QuoteWhat kind of pizza would they order? As far as stereotypes go for everything else for each label, would a liberal order a pizza that was politically correct, then pick off the toppings if someone at their party found it offensive (then swear the toppings were never ther)? Would a conservative get a basic cheese pizza and tell everyone that they should like it because if you don't the terrorists have won? I am socially very liberal and fiscally very conservative, so I would pick off the extra topings and try to get out of paying for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 December 22, 2004 I'd order Sushi instead.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #4 December 22, 2004 Dave, I'm concerned that you're misappropriating the REAL cheese trademark for politic use. The real distinction is white American singles vs. Brie -- do you still dislike the French? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 December 22, 2004 QuoteThe real distinction is white American singles vs. Brie -- do you still dislike the French? Bwwwwahahahahaha! I think I'll go with Swiss cheese. I declare neutrality, but let facists transport their cheese on our railways.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #6 December 22, 2004 QuoteI think I'll go with Swiss cheese. I declare neutrality, but let facists transport their cheese on our railways. What about Irish Swiss? Swiss without the holes in it? That swiss american crap? What are the political ramifications of each with respect to your purportedly neutral ways and railways? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 December 22, 2004 QuoteWhat are the political ramifications of each with respect to your purportedly neutral ways and railways? Historically speaking...nothing. Absolutely nothing will happen. Everyone will ignore it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #8 December 22, 2004 I think that if you went straight Cheese, you would score big with your constituents in Wisconsin. However, you risk offending the cattle producers & big money in Texas by not going for the hamburger. IMHO, a Liberal would try to get one helluva pizza that EVERYBODY would love, and actually get a pizza that everybody thinks is just bland. A conservative would get a pizza that he feels would do the best with who he has at the party, and have most likely the same results. In the Words of a great man, Bill O'Reilly from the "No Spin Zone" and "Radio Factor", "I'm Conservative on some issues, liberal on some, and sane on most"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #9 December 22, 2004 Conservative = Meat Lovers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #10 December 22, 2004 Quote In the Words of a great man, Bill O'Reilly from the "No Spin Zone" and "Radio Factor", "I'm Conservative on some issues, liberal on some, and sane on most" - and this gem: "I swear I was trying to call Domino's to order a pizza". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #11 December 22, 2004 ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this is the funniest thing I have read all day......And so accurate too!!!!!!!! Thanks man...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #12 December 22, 2004 Red wine and dark chocolate please.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #13 December 22, 2004 The difference is that true liberals aren't afraid of anchovies. Load 'em up!!!Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,594 #14 December 22, 2004 QuoteRed wine and dark chocolate please. On a pizza! And some people think pineapple's badDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 December 22, 2004 QuoteRed wine and dark chocolate please. On a pizza! Naw, you put it all in a blender and make a smoothie.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #16 December 22, 2004 Liberal = jalapeno, onion and mushroom! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 December 22, 2004 The liberals would order what they liked and then demand that you like it too (because they know what is best for you ). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #18 December 22, 2004 The Liberal would order pizza with everything and then sue the pizza company because they were obese How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #19 December 22, 2004 Quotea Liberal would try to get one helluva pizza that EVERYBODY would love, and actually get a pizza that everybody thinks is just bland. A conservative would get a pizza that he feels would do the best with who he has at the party, and have most likely the same results. " I thought we decided to not use analogies for John Kerry or Bob Dole (or Dan Quail or Michael Dukakis or Walter Mondale) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #20 December 22, 2004 Last night, Craichead and I had a red-sauce with basil, sautee'd mushrooms, goat-cheese, and clams. Best Pizza Ever _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 December 22, 2004 QuoteLast night, me and craichead had a red-sauce with basil, sautee'd mushrooms, goat-cheese, and clams. Best Pizza Ever _Am Communist!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 December 22, 2004 A liberal would make his/her/other selection and then ask the Conservative if that's O.K with them just in case they wanted that last portion of humus.. The Conservative would probably want raw red 'merican meat - but would actually take all of the toppings so that no one else could have a selection! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #23 December 23, 2004 Not certain what a lib/con would order, but my preference has always been anchovies! This is why: After the age of ten, it was just me and my Dad. Whenever he would work second shift he would leave money for dinner which usually meant ordering pizza. Seeing as my house, sans parental oversight, was a gathering place for the experimental youth of the neighborhood I had to figure out how to order a pizza and actually get to eat it. So, anchovies. Usually, someone would want to try a piece, but no one wanted much more than that. So while there were as many as ten people hanging out at my house, I could be assured that as long as my choice of toppings was deemed disgusting by the masses I could avoid going hungry. Not sure what that makes me...other than clever. (Oh yeah...I happen to love 'em! Which was convenient.) FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites