Liberal vs. Conservative: The REAL question

[AggieDave 6]

What kind of pizza would they order?

As far as stereotypes go for everything else for each label, would a liberal order a pizza that was politically correct, then pick off the toppings if someone at their party found it offensive (then swear the toppings were never ther)? Would a conservative get a basic cheese pizza and tell everyone that they should like it because if you don't the terrorists have won?

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[JohnnyD 0]

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What kind of pizza would they order?

As far as stereotypes go for everything else for each label, would a liberal order a pizza that was politically correct, then pick off the toppings if someone at their party found it offensive (then swear the toppings were never ther)? Would a conservative get a basic cheese pizza and tell everyone that they should like it because if you don't the terrorists have won?

I am socially very liberal and fiscally very conservative, so I would pick off the extra topings and try to get out of paying for them.

[PhreeZone 20]

I'd order Sushi instead.

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[Jib 0]

Dave, I'm concerned that you're misappropriating the REAL cheese trademark for politic use. The real distinction is white American singles vs. Brie -- do you still dislike the French?

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[AggieDave 6]

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The real distinction is white American singles vs. Brie -- do you still dislike the French?

Bwwwwahahahahaha!

I think I'll go with Swiss cheese. I declare neutrality, but let facists transport their cheese on our railways.

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I think I'll go with Swiss cheese. I declare neutrality, but let facists transport their cheese on our railways.

What about Irish Swiss? Swiss without the holes in it? That swiss american crap? What are the political ramifications of each with respect to your purportedly neutral ways and railways?

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[AggieDave 6]

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What are the political ramifications of each with respect to your purportedly neutral ways and railways?

Historically speaking...nothing. Absolutely nothing will happen. Everyone will ignore it.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Unstable 9]

I think that if you went straight Cheese, you would score big with your constituents in Wisconsin. However, you risk offending the cattle producers & big money in Texas by not going for the hamburger.

IMHO, a Liberal would try to get one helluva pizza that EVERYBODY would love, and actually get a pizza that everybody thinks is just bland. A conservative would get a pizza that he feels would do the best with who he has at the party, and have most likely the same results.

In the Words of a great man, Bill O'Reilly from the "No Spin Zone" and "Radio Factor",

"I'm Conservative on some issues, liberal on some, and sane on most"

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[pajarito 0]

Conservative = Meat Lovers

[JohnnyD 0]

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In the Words of a great man, Bill O'Reilly from the "No Spin Zone" and "Radio Factor",

"I'm Conservative on some issues, liberal on some, and sane on most"

- and this gem: "I swear I was trying to call Domino's to order a pizza".

[RoadRash 0]

ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this is the funniest thing I have read all day......And so accurate too!!!!!!!!



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[kallend 2,146]

Red wine and dark chocolate please.

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[Tink1717 2]

The difference is that true liberals aren't afraid of anchovies. Load 'em up!!!

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[jakee 1,594]

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Red wine and dark chocolate please.

On a pizza!

And some people think pineapple's bad

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[AggieDave 6]

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Red wine and dark chocolate please.

On a pizza!

Naw, you put it all in a blender and make a smoothie.

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[Vallerina 2]

Liberal = jalapeno, onion and mushroom!

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[happythoughts 0]

The liberals would order what they liked and then demand that you like it too (because they know what is best for you ).

[John4455 0]

The Liberal would order pizza with everything and then sue the pizza company because they were obese

How do ya like it Johnny?

[rehmwa 2]

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a Liberal would try to get one helluva pizza that EVERYBODY would love, and actually get a pizza that everybody thinks is just bland. A conservative would get a pizza that he feels would do the best with who he has at the party, and have most likely the same results. "

I thought we decided to not use analogies for John Kerry or Bob Dole (or Dan Quail or Michael Dukakis or Walter Mondale)

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[AndyMan 7]

Last night, Craichead and I had a red-sauce with basil, sautee'd mushrooms, goat-cheese, and clams.

Best Pizza Ever

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[PhillyKev 0]

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Last night, me and craichead had a red-sauce with basil, sautee'd mushrooms, goat-cheese, and clams.

Best Pizza Ever

_Am

Communist!!!!

[shropshire 0]

A liberal would make his/her/other selection and then ask the Conservative if that's O.K with them just in case they wanted that last portion of humus..

The Conservative would probably want raw red 'merican meat - but would actually take all of the toppings so that no one else could have a selection!

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[FallRate 0]

Not certain what a lib/con would order, but my preference has always been anchovies! This is why: After the age of ten, it was just me and my Dad. Whenever he would work second shift he would leave money for dinner which usually meant ordering pizza. Seeing as my house, sans parental oversight, was a gathering place for the experimental youth of the neighborhood I had to figure out how to order a pizza and actually get to eat it. So, anchovies. Usually, someone would want to try a piece, but no one wanted much more than that. So while there were as many as ten people hanging out at my house, I could be assured that as long as my choice of toppings was deemed disgusting by the masses I could avoid going hungry. Not sure what that makes me...other than clever. (Oh yeah...I happen to love 'em! Which was convenient.)

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