pop 0 #1 December 3, 2004 The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 3, 2004 HA. Rather a condom then an ass, atleast a condem is useful.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 December 3, 2004 hahahahah....nice one :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 December 3, 2004 Right on bro, gotta respond in kind in these sorts of situations.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 3, 2004 QuoteRight on bro, gotta respond in kind in these sorts of situations. I was wondering - AD, didn't Cabanna Boy visit a Red state the other day - did he get lost on his way out of the country?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #6 December 3, 2004 The Democratic National Committee announced today that the Democratic Party is changing its emblem from an ass to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed! There we go. Just as valid. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 December 3, 2004 I like Herradura and Patron better than your wussy Lone Star beer! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 December 3, 2004 I lvoe tequila!!!!! Everyone should....In fact I wnat to run tequila for office!!!! It would make sense to. It always gets the job done and it makes ugly people look hot!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #9 December 4, 2004 You are so correct my friend. In fact, I feel sorry for people that DON'T drink tequila. I wonder why they even exist sometimes, but then I realize. Not everyone likes tequila. And then I feel sorry for them once again. Do you think that the Ukranian election was rigged? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites