Some things to Do Before the Inaugural

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Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America."

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

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[airdvr 210]

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

Answer - A competent liberal President.

Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?

Answer - Mace.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

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Ahh...insecurities, expressed in cut-downs, show even when its just a joke.... you are number one!!!

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[Ron 10]

Things you can do now that Kerry didn't win:

1. Be born

2. Afford water

3. Afford to buy things with your SS check

4. Get health care before the problem kills you.

5. Bitch about a non-existant draft.

6. Visit NYC

Ok, Im tired of this already.

Your sig line explains liberals best:

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Conservative vs. Liberal......if only life was a simple as that. Hi, I am a conservative, my views are right. Hi, I am a liberal, no my views are right.
Hi, I am right in the middle, not handicapped by the tunnel vision of this simple minded segragation. It is soooo easy to get a rise out of people in Speakers Corner....its way too much fun

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[Ron 10]

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Hi, I am right in the middle, not handicapped by the tunnel vision of this simple minded segragation

If you were, you would not post tripe like this.

Like I said your sig line speaks volumes

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Like I said: "It is soooo easy to get a rise out of people in Speakers Corner....its way too much fun "

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[Ron 10]

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Like I said: "It is soooo easy to get a rise out of people in Speakers Corner....its way too much fun "

And like I said, your sig line says it all.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
I've wanted one, but can't get pregnant

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
deionized water can cause serious harm

3. Cash your social security check.
That'd be called fraud, at my age

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
I don't think a single-payor health-care system will occur under Bush

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
As a conservative, I'll prefer to spend quality time with my kids regardless of their age

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
I went to Englad. Didn't like it. Too many Americans.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
my farts don't smell that bad

8. Hoard gasoline.
No way. I'm not going to put money in to Haliburtn's coffers

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
I'll just purchase a gun while I still can

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
Correct. There may be no place left to publically display religious art once a liberal comes in.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
Keep my private life outta this

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
No. Why not do some leukemia and spinal cord stem cell research while I'm at it

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
But whatever I do, I better not smoke tobacco

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."
In France, with Baldwin, Cher, and Streisand?

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
There are better odds of snow in Elsinore than of that happening

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America."
Reply - "Sure I can. There's that Second Amendment thing.

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
That's "person of color" to you, bub.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile
Or, take a walk in Yosemite without driving to get there.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
Will do. My kid will go to a private school

23. Start your school day without a prayer.
Dear lord, please grant me safety from bullies and schoolbooks and curricula that teach me reading, writing and arithmetic.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
What's so secret about it?

26. Learn French.
Je ne connais pas.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
I don't think that mainstream conservatives have ever had a problem with that.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.
Before AQMD shuts down every stovepipe

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
without setting foot on their pristine habitat

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
and before the ice caps get accused of rigging the election

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
Before you know it, Las Vegas will be glowing so bright you can see it from space

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."
The pending Aleutian Land Bridge will stop its spread

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.
Before it becomes the People's Republic of Massachusetts?

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19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
That's "person of color" to you, bub.

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31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
and before the ice caps get accused of rigging the election

And we have a winner, folks

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
That's "person of color" to you, bub.

I refuse to call white people as "People of Color", bub. Please refer to the whity as a Caucasian American!

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Besides....its those fuckin' liberals who keep coming up with this political correctness bullshit

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19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
That's "person of color" to you, bub.

I refuse to call white people as "People of Color", bub. Please refer to the whity as a Caucasian American!

I'm not from the Caucases. Don't be labeling me with that shit.

I'm a Philadelphian-American.

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19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
That's "person of color" to you, bub.

I refuse to call white people as "People of Color", bub. Please refer to the whity as a Caucasian American!

I'm not from the Caucases. Don't be labeling me with that shit.

I'm a Philadelphian-American.

Does that mean you can reap the benefits from this affirmative action nonsense?

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[PhillyKev 0]

It means if I don't like what you say to me, I call up Vinny, Sal, Ralphie and Gino.

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Hey, does that mean pop gets a kiss on the cheek, big boy?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Pop and I are tequila brothers. Don't hold out for Vinny.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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True that!!! The only person that can keep up with me and even do a better job in tequila drinking is Vinny

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[Kennedy 0]

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It means if I don't like what you say to me, I call up Vinny, Sal, Ralphie and Gino.

...who all live down the street from me in Jersey, but will be happy to bust some kneecaps in any nearby state.

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Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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It means if I don't like what you say to me, I call up Vinny, Sal, Ralphie and Gino.

...who all live down the street from me in Jersey, but will be happy to bust some kneecaps in any nearby state.

Hahahaha....cute

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