Gravitymaster 0 #1 November 19, 2004 Whitehouse Turkey showing Bush appreciation for pardoning him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #2 November 19, 2004 And you thought Clinton had problems! blues jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 November 19, 2004 Did Clinton pardon Monica? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #4 November 19, 2004 QuoteDid Clinton pardon Monica? She didn't gobble as much as the turkey so she was less deserving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahegeman 0 #5 November 19, 2004 The look on Bush's face is priceless. Supposedly, here were his comments from the pardoning. Quote This is an election year, and Biscuits had to earn his spot at the White House. Over the past week, thousands of voters cast ballots on the White House website. It was a close race. You might say it was neck-and-neck. (Laughter.) When all the voters were in -- all the votes were in, Biscuits and his running mate, Gravy, prevailed over the ticket of Patience and Fortitude. (Laughter.) The Vice President and I are here to congratulate Biscuits for a race well run. It came down to a few battleground states. (Laughter.) It was a tough contest, and it turned out some 527 organizations got involved -- (laughter) -- including Barnyard Animals for Truth. (Laughter.) There was a scurrilous film that came out, "Fahrenheit 375 Degrees at 10 Minutes Per Pound." (Laughter.) Now, it's a time for healing. --------------------------------------------------------------- There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. --Dave Barry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 November 19, 2004 A dissident group of turkeys have accused that turkey of producing WMD. Bush is a fool to have pardoned it. He should have pre-emptively plucked it, stuffed it, roasted it and carved it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #7 November 19, 2004 QuoteA dissident group of turkeys have accused that turkey of producing WMD. Bush is a fool to have pardoned it. He should have pre-emptively plucked it, stuffed it, roasted it and carved it Yeah, well the Turkey was whisked away supposedly to a Turkey ranch. Fat chance, I happen to have it on good intel it was really Guantanamo Bay. He's being held there against his will and tortured daily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 November 19, 2004 Bull shit. Those turkeys in Gitmo are living better than they ever did on the turkey farm. They're praying to Tom (the creator) 5 times a day, being fed constantly and cared for. They should be grateful that they are being fattened up...errr, I mean in protective custody of our morally superior, kind and benevolent country. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #9 November 19, 2004 QuoteBull shit. Those turkeys in Gitmo are living better than they ever did on the turkey farm. They're praying to Tom (the creator) 5 times a day, being fed constantly and cared for. They should be grateful that they are being fattened up...errr, I mean in protective custody of our morally superior, kind and benevolent country. You have no proof of that. Give me a link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #10 November 19, 2004 QuoteDid Clinton pardon Monica? Only after she burped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #11 November 19, 2004 Bush...choking the chicken? And according to my culinary bible, the gospel according to Delia Smith, 10 minutes per pound is likely keep many a thanksgiving gobbler on the pan for a few days. "Now, it's a time for healing." No, no, now is the time put the toilet roll in the fridge.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #12 November 19, 2004 Quote A dissident group of turkeys have accused that turkey of producing WMD. Bush is a fool to have pardoned it. He should have pre-emptively plucked it, stuffed it, roasted it and carved it Wink LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #13 November 19, 2004 Kind of reminds me of a Scotsman I saw with a sheep outside of Dumfries It was so unsettling, I didnt stop until I got to CarlisleMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
