Tonto 1 #1 November 9, 2004 A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also, like any bartender, engage in appropriate conversation. A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him: "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him, asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"It's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #2 November 9, 2004 I heard the same joke except the punch line was "so isn't it a shame Kerry lost"? I thought it was a pretty lame joke when I first heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #3 November 9, 2004 And now? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #4 November 9, 2004 QuoteAnd now? t Nothings changed but the punchline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites