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School hires former mafia hit man as security guard

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School officials learned his true identity from police on Friday...
Administrators at the college said they had no reason to suspect Simard was anyone other than who he said he was when he applied for the security job.


That's just too good to pass!:P

How to tell your school security guard is really a mafia hitman?
1.That gardening class he volunteered to teach is apparently learning nothing except how to dig- and the janitor keeps falling in all the holes in the basement.
2.The last kid who dented a teacher's car in the parking lot had an unfortunate accident involving cut brake cables.
3.Asks the music teacher for 'spare piano wire' when she complains about students causing ruckus outside her classroom.
4.'No running in the halls' rule strictly observed ever since a "How you gonna make me?" reply got that wiseass freshman a pair of broken kneecaps.
5.Brings a piece of tarp along when he's escorting you to the principal's office.

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