SpeedRacer 1 #1 October 19, 2004 How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn't work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #3 October 19, 2004 That is funny. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
storm1977 0 #4 October 19, 2004 I kind of see where you are going with this, but what is the "Light Bulb" a metaphor of? ----------------------------------------------------- Sometimes it is more important to protect LIFE than Liberty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 October 19, 2004 Quotewhat is the "Light Bulb" a metaphor of Ummm...everything they've done since taking power. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
storm1977 0 #6 October 19, 2004 QuoteQuotewhat is the "Light Bulb" a metaphor of Ummm...everything they've done since taking power. It seems like they are saying Iraq.... If so, I find it hard to believe ther ewas nothing wrong with the Lightbulb/Iraq. ----------------------------------------------------- Sometimes it is more important to protect LIFE than Liberty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #7 October 19, 2004 Don't quit your day job............Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 October 19, 2004 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 October 22, 2004 What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
free_man 0 #10 October 22, 2004 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “…because I hope you know this, I think you do…all governments are lying cocksuckers.” Bill Hicks, Relentless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 October 22, 2004 HAH! Dude, it's funny because it's true Seriously though, that is a good one, kinda creeps up on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 October 23, 2004 Bush the Post Turtle A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'" Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was. The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down." ---------------------------------------------- Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
