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InflightSupv

Regardless of politics, Who would you rather hang out with on the DZ?

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I'd end up in jail for bitching W out and Kerry would bore me to death.


"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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I get the feeling that Kerry, with his history of other sports, would be capable of being a pretty good skydiver and I'd enjoy talking with him. He seems intelligent. Not that I don't hang with some pretty dumb skydivers sometimes, look we're all there to have fun, but Kerry seems like he'd have something interesting to say rather than just "WAZZUP?!?"

On the other hand, GWB brings a couple of interesting possibilities to the DZ as well. He was a hard core party animal in his youth (nobody really disputes that) and his daughters would supply some interesting eye-candy.
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"Bush if he didn't talk much, just skydived and drank beer."

Aye, but there's a few things I'd like to chat with Dubbya about, off the record, but the real clincher is....

Which beer would each candidate bring?

I'm guessing Bush would bring Shiner (being from Texas and all), and thats gotta be worth a couple of points in my book.
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Bush - Regular guy in comparison.

Kerry I see as a cliquey type and self proclaimed skygod (at 100 jumps) that would hire ringers as player coaches for a team, only jump with expensive coaches, and once he got good, only jump with experienced types and not share with the newbies. I mean really, "don't you know who he is?"

Also, he'd be a big one for debriefing everybody after the dive is over and tell them how he'd do better than them, but then not commit to what he'll do on the next dive because 'how could he know until was actually in the dive'. 100% hindsight, no commitment to foresight.

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They are both elitist fuckwads who I would avoid if given the option. If I absolutely had to socialize with one of them though, I'd take Kerry because his plain vanilla pomposity is more tolerable than Bush's divinely-inspired, illiterate flavor of pomposity.

Blues,
Dave
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I think I'm with Bill. Bush might be easier to hang out with, but Kerry would be a much more interesting and multi-faceted friend to talk to. No question who I'd rather have at a dinner party at my house (Kerry), or who I'd rather have as the leader at a massive beer bash at the DZ (Bush).

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I voted "Neither" 'cos I'd rather hang out with NacMac and the rest of you guys. That way I know I'd enjoy myself.

Mike.

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Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Hi flight,

GW without a doubt!! We are in it for the long haul! Kinda reminds me of Viet nam when a lot of people were against it!! I lost contact with a whole generation of my family behind the "Iron Curtain" because of the Commies and now we have the Islamic pieces of shit killing our families!!! My bayonet is on the front of my rifle and I am taking no prisoners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was watching a show about Kerry last night and he said something along the lines of "Well, you won't see me jumping out of a plane." So he might not be very fun to hang out with at the dz... though I guess he could _fly_ the plane or something...

I think Wendy's right about Bush and a keg of beer... if we could get him all boozed up, he'd probably be a lot more fun to hang out with...Those Texas boys sure know how to party :D:ph34r:... but he doesn't drink anymore, does he?

Actually I think Cheney would be more fun than either of those guys. :ph34r:

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No question who I'd rather have at a dinner party at my house (Kerry),
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Yes, Kerry would provide great entertainment, making statements during dinner, then contradicting those statements after 3 or 4 glasses of wine.:P


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Seems pretty clear -

snobby pretentious event? Kerry
regular stuff and hanging around and having a couple? Bush

What does that tell you?


Actually, I like Kallend's answer. Mary is cool. Mary for president and I don't care what her politics are.

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