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Not to mention that he will claim that it is not a flip/flop and that while he said he does not boink he supports the rights of others to boink.

He will also ignore that the fact he has kids is proof of him boinking.



But really Ron...
His changing record on boinking doesn't matter. The only thing the American people should be concerned about now is what he'll make very clear tonight at the debate when that hot topic is brought up. According to his senior Democrat advisors, harping on his consistent and very predictable flip-flopping is simply dwelling on the past. We need to be focused on the here and now. Move forward. Get beyond it. His stance on boinking will be made very clear tonight and that should be considered final.

......until the next debate when he finds that his poll numbers are still dropping. Then he might reconsider his stance again. :D

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He used to boink, even won three awards for boinking because he was so incredibly good at it. The only problem was the minor detail that the girl was faking, but of course he wouldn't admit that part. So after he was done boinking, he decided it wasn't such a good thing after all, so hit the protest trail on the anti-boinking, pro-chastity belt tour. His children were products of immaculate conception and/or the times that in a moment of weakness, he was pro-boinking, but then he realized just how wrong he was.

Damn, makes me want to go do some boinking myself. Too bad I'm at work. Hmmm, guess I'll have to take things into my own hands......

Jen

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

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Hmmm, guess I'll have to take things into my own hands......



I sense that a kitten is going to die! Hmmm...



Nope. No dead kittens. A puppy is about to come into the world.
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Hmmm, guess I'll have to take things into my own hands......

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I sense that a kitten is going to die! Hmmm...



I don't know if it's killing kittens for a girl, but if so, that one is good and soundly deceased. RIP kitten.

Paj, hope you enjoyed the mental image :):$ Time to kill a kitten of your own?

Jen

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

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Nope. No dead kittens. A puppy is about to come into the world.




Hmmm, I don't know which I'd like more, creating a puppy or killing a kitten (one of my bumper stickers says 'I like cats too, let's trade recipes).

Damn, I'd have a litter of puppies at home if that were the case though. Oooops, did I say that out loud? :):):)

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

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