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New Bush records in question

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Yup, its happening again and these are most likely true, unfortunately.


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Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972
9/24/2004 - William Grim
Washington, DC - CBS News is reporting that records obtained by a Freedom of Information Act request indicate that President George W. Bush skipped the annual Houston Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast on January 25, 1972. This occurred at a time in which the future President was a member of the Executive Board of the Houston Kiwanis.

"George Bush was AWOL in 1972," said Democrat challenger John Kerry last night during a campaign rally in Massachusetts, a key battleground state in Kerry's attempt to top Walter Mondale's 1984 electoral vote tally. "While I was throwing away my medals and meeting with the Viet Cong in Paris, George W. Bush was skipping out on his Kiwanis obligations. Well, the American people won't stand for this. And when I am President I promise that I'll show up to work every day in order to undermine the efforts of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces and to give aid and comfort to the enemy."

In related news, the Politburo of the People's Republic of Vietnam announced today that it is renaming the city of Hue to John Kerry City in honor of the senator's efforts to promote the victory of international communism.



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--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Thank goodness we're still talking about THOSE sorts of records:)
At the moment most Europeans are worried about the possibility of the release of "Babs and Jenna - Sisters Sing Country." on 8 CDs!!>:(>:(... Including special live performances of Little ole Beer drinkkker, me", The Deep Purple classic "Coke by THe Water", and a rework of that great Beatles song "Back in the White House once more"

Of course, the tracks haven't been finalised, and the title may yet be changed to "Babs and Jenna - Sisters Sing The Blues." in which case the above tracks will be replaced with "Leavin' on a Jet Plane", a re-lyric'd song entitled "By the Time Dad Get's to Tulsa", and the Beatles classic will be "We're Leaving Home"


:P

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Well hell...
That does it for me! That's the last straw!
Kerry's got my vote now.
This kind of dereliction of duty is disgraceful, un-American, and unpatriotic.
I just knew they'd find something on Bush to make Kerry not look quite the f%#@*&g scumbag that he is. :D ;)

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Thanks for posting this Dave :P.
I like to keep informed on these important issues:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I just don't know how you manage the research with all the cutaways :)

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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