I should have done this long ago

[turtlespeed 226]

I feel so much better.
Here's how I did it:

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "John Kerry."

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to permanently delete John
Kerry?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.

7. Feel better instantly.

8. Repeat process as needed.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kelel01 1]

Or . . . you could go into Excel and do the following:

1. Type "George W. Bush" into a cell.

2. Go to "find and replace" in the Edit menu.

3. In the "find" field, enter "George W. Bush".

4. In the "replace" field, enter "John Kerry".

5. Hit enter.

Ahhhhhhhhhh . . .

[turtlespeed 226]

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Or . . . you could go into Excel and do the following:

1. Type "George W. Bush" into a cell.

2. Go to "find and replace" in the Edit menu.

3. In the "find" field, enter "George W. Bush".

4. In the "replace" field, enter "John Kerry".

5. Hit enter.

Ahhhhhhhhhh . . .

Not nearly as much fun - infact - the instructions you present can and will incite panic and desecration of an entire country.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[billvon 3,090]

>the instructions you present can and will incite panic and desecration of
>an entire country.

Agreed. North Korea will shit their pants if we get a president who notices more of what goes on in the world outside Iraq.

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Agreed. North Korea will shit their pants if we get a president who notices more of what goes on in the world outside Iraq.

NK will shit there pants in happiness that a piece of shit like Kerry got into office based on his track record of his chumminess with the Communists in Vietnam.

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
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[mnealtx 0]

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>the instructions you present can and will incite panic and desecration of
>an entire country.

Agreed. North Korea will shit their pants if we get a president who notices more of what goes on in the world outside Iraq.

Nah, they'll be shitting their pants in happiness, knowing that our military will be controlled by the U.N., who can't seem to enforce shit....

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[christelsabine 1]

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Agreed. North Korea will shit their pants if we get a president who notices more of what goes on in the world outside Iraq

Wow! That deserves to be printed in big fat letters

A pleasure to read.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[billvon 3,090]

>Nah, they'll be shitting their pants in happiness . . .

Have you ever seen someone shit their pants in happiness? I've honestly never heard of that before. "Wow! You passed the bar exam! That's so awesome! We should. . . er . . . uh . . .. excuse me a minute . . ."

[billvon 3,090]

>the instructions you present can and will incite panic . . .

Some reassuring GWB quotes over the last week or so:

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The first part of the question was how come we haven't found Zarqawi? We're looking for him. He hides.
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Talk to the leader. I agree, I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America where it's nice and safe and secure.
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By the way, it's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there.
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I've seen firsthand the tactics of these killers.
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And it breaks my heart to see the loss of innocent life and to see brave troops in combat lose their life. It just breaks my heart. But I understand what's going on. These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave. That's what they want us to do. And I think the world would be better off if we did leave...
if we didn't...
if we left, the world would be worse.
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The debates will be fun, eh? After the debates, GWB's handlers can have a press conference to explain what he really meant when he says something like "we've never had a biological attack in the US" or "We found them. We found the WMD's."

[vmsfreaky1 0]

Hello!? what planet are you americans on?

Since when has the UN done a damn thing without US say so? huh? well?

The UN getting a little uppity for you?

Better watch out, there are secret UN bases popping up in the hills of Dakota, those blue helmet guys are gunna take over the world, create a one world government, ( btw whats so bad about that?) where suicide and abortion are legal, ppl dont shoot each other over resources and the global warming thing....

oh well i can only dream.

[Lindsey 0]

BWAAAA HA HA!!!!

The debates will be fun, eh? After the debates, GWB's handlers can have a press conference to explain what he really meant when he says something like "we've never had a biological attack in the US" or "We found them. We found the WMD's."

After listening to GWB speak 4 years ago I thought that SURELY people would not take him seriously after hearing him attempt to speak or defend a position in a debate. I was FLOORED!

Reminds me of some Suicidal Tendencies lyrics...."Just 'cause you don't understand it don't mean it don't make no sense." I think that applies to me, here, because I just don't get it.

linz

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[DrunkMonkey 0]

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...Better watch out, there are secret UN bases popping up in the hills of Dakota, those blue helmet guys are gunna take over the world...

Um, dude, we have two Dakotas: North & South. You'll have to be more specific...

[Frenchy68 0]

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after hearing him attempt to speak

Speak?

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I was FLOORED!

Still am (please anyone point "up", so I can recover...)...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Jimbo 0]

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create a one world government, ( btw whats so bad about that?)

What's good about it?

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ppl dont shoot each other over resources

The only way I can imagine you'd get to people not shooting each other over resources is to either: (a) create a truely communist society, or (b) take away all the weapons. Neither is appealing. I suppose there's option (c), too: a frontal labotomy for everyone.

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Jim

"Like" - The modern day comma
Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[TheAnvil 0]

Oh my God Turtle you are a fucking genius!

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Ripple 0]

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The only way I can imagine you'd get to people not shooting each other over resources is to either: (a) create a truely communist society, or (b) take away all the weapons. Neither is appealing. I suppose there's option (c), too, a frontal labotomy for everyone.

Why would creating a truly communist society be bad?

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[PhillyKev 0]

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Since when has the UN done a damn thing without US say so? huh? well?

You hit the nail on the head of the perception of the rabidly anti-UN. They all seem to not realize that the US holds veto power over just about everything the UN does and utilizes it quite frequently.

What they really seem to be upset about is not that the UN will do something to us, but that the UN doesn't do everything that we say. I have a feeling these people are not good at team work and cooperation and never learned to share.