PhillyKev 0 #1 September 22, 2004 My dear Friend!! I hope this letter is finding you well, and those in your family! Pardon me in advance for my informality in contacting you, you see I am hoping for your personal assistance in a matter of Most Confidential importance and sensitivity. My name is Mrs. Laura Bush, wife to the President of the American United States. I am having in my possession and in my reach some large sums Totaling 24 millions of US dollars. The monies in regard to this of which I am speaking of which came to us through my husband's service to our Country after he took control during a bloodless coup. During which he and his Partner, Prime Minister Dick Cheney, accumulated this very vast sum through a deal with our Government and Halliburton, a company which Mr. Cheney was still in the service of although no one noticed or cared, in as of that we secretly killed a peasant fishwife named Laci Peterson in order to distract the public and had his husband blamed for it, a man who is too stupid to defend himself in our Courts of Lawfulness. All of this seemed well yet in as of that we had the money well-guarded until recently, when a local warlord from the Province of Massachusetts, Generallisimo Johann Kerry, took up arms against my husband the rightful President and raised an army of blacks and jews and black jewish movie stars and began the great Super Tuesday Trek towards the Capitol City. He is seeking to take control of these United States and force our children to worship his half-man half-monkey deity, Charles Darwin. And I pray that he does not also seize our money, which he would give to Barbara Streisand, who is secretly a negress and also kind of pretentious. Of which of and towards in the end to of for wherein by these monies are held in an security company and are now untraceable for the moment, as I agreed to perform sexual deeds with Minister of Money Greenspan so that he would keep the transaction secrets. I will not go into these deeds and what they consisted of in their nature, because I am still in confusion about how I am feeling about these things. It is like, I am supposed to love only my Husband, In our union under God, but this Greenspan, he was like a great and terrible beast in the bed chamber, and it made me feel under his control , but safe at the same time. He was not like my Husband at these things, in as of that he did not giggle during the act or cry afterwards. But this is not for what I am writing to you about. At any rate of things, this money is being held in an account to which I have access, but it is necessary to safely transmit these funds into a locale where I know my husband and I are well-loved and will be kept safe, Baghdad. But for this to occur, it is imperative that you my friend assist in this transaction with a small fund transfer fee. After completion, I shall be rendering you a 20 percentage portion of the 24 million US dollars, which my husband has calculated is 90 trillion US dollars. Please to be hearing from you soon! Allahu Akbar, Laura Bush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #2 September 23, 2004 I think this might be legit for a change.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #3 September 23, 2004 How dumb. Man, the liberals' last gasps are realllly gut-wrenching to witness. To have to stoop to this kind of pathetic "humor" is really indicative of abject desperation. There is nothing more that you can do, is there? It's like you're all gathered in a big pity party trying to console yourselves using sick, unfunny, vindictive "jokes," and all pretending to each other that it makes you feel alright. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JesseP 0 #4 September 23, 2004 I wonder if anyone else sees your continued slander of "the liberals" as gut -wrenching and indicative of abject desperation. I'm quite sure the irony is lost on you. I though the letter was mildly humorous. Guess I'm a crack-pot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Botellines 0 #5 September 23, 2004 I think it is funny. Come on, PJ. We are not here to change the world, or even your elections. Try to have a bit of humour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
