tunaplanet 0 #1 September 22, 2004 Can you imagine how it would go? Probably something like this. And yes, fill in the name of any liberal poster on these forums and you'll be right on. Moderator - Liberal dz.commer, could you lay out your economic plans for America and what your specific goals would be if you were elected? Liberal dz.commer - Well first of all, there were never any WMDs in Iraq. Furthermore... Moderator - Sir, I asked you about your economic agenda. Liberal dz.commer - I know but I am extremely upset that this man over here lied to us all and he should be exposed. Moderator - Sir, I have to ask you to stay on topic. Liberal dz.commer - Screw the topic! He lied about WMDs! Moderator - I have to ask you to calm down, sir. Now could you please answer the question I posed for you? Liberal dz.commer - HE LIED!!! HE'S NOT TELLING THE TRUTH!!! HE MISLEAD US!!! Moderator - You are out of line. Now please refrain from screaming and stay on topic. Let's keep things civil. Liberal dz.commer - YOU'RE JUST A RIGHT WING SHEEP WHO IS BLIND!!! Moderator - I am neutral. And that is irrelevant. Now please calm down and answer my question. Liberal dz.commer - BUSH IS A NO GOOD, LYING, DECEITFUL SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! THE DEATH TOLL IS OVER 1,000!!! THERE ARE NO WMDs!!! HE'S EVIL!!! HE SENT OUR SOLDIERS TO DIE FIGHTING A MAN WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG TO US!!! SADDAM WAS A SAINT!!! HE NEVER HURT ANYONE!!! HE WAS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!!! HE'S REALLY A SWELL GUY HIM AND HIS 2 SONS!!! BUSH MISSED A PHYSICAL WHEN HE WAS IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!!! HALIBURTON IS EVIL!!! EVERYTHING IS THEIR FAULT DAMN THEM!!! HE LIED TO US!!! NO WMDs...NO WMDs...NO WMDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Security drags away the flaming liberal dz.commer* Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 September 22, 2004 I wish you could see yourself. This is the funniest shit I've ever read. And not in the way you intended, I might add. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 September 22, 2004 Wow... do I get to be considered a liberal for not for this one? My gun stance is pretty republican, but my environmental is very liberal. My domestic stance is more republican, but my foriegn policy is more middle of the road to liberal. I'm in favor of increased military funding, but also in favor of eliminating certian military programs. I'm all for kicking illegals' out, but I'm also for free basic heathcare for all those under 18. Which category do I fit in again? Thats right... Liberal since I am not supporting the president by voting for him. (speaking of which did you vote for Clinton in 1996? If not your not patroitic since you should always support your president!) Damn spellin.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #4 September 22, 2004 LOL ... and the winner is ... Kelly. Tuna give it a rest. You're the one who is sounding a little obsessed. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #5 September 22, 2004 You and the Anvil should be camping together. >insert dueling banjos here. blues jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #6 September 22, 2004 QuoteI'm all for kicking illegals' out, but I'm also for free basic heathcare for all those under 18. Wow. Care to elaborate on that? Personally, I'd prefer we let anyone in who wants to come. Land of opportunity and all that. I'd also prefer that we not give handouts to anyone--recently arrived or born here. That's my money (and yours) that the government is so free with. Heck, I'd be giving a bunch away too, if it wasn't mine.-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #7 September 22, 2004 You want to debate that in this thread or start a new one? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #8 September 22, 2004 Conservative: We were 100% justified in invading Iraq. Saddam had WMD's! Liberal: We found no WMD's. Our intelligence says we won't. Our adminstration admits this. Our claims were just plain wrong. Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He was in defiance of UN resolutions! Liberal: A week before we invaded, the UN inspection teams said that he was complying with every UN resolution. Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He killed Iranians with chemical weapons! Liberal: We sold him the ingredients and gave him the intelligence he needed to kill them. We wanted him to kill Iranians with chemical weapons. Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He killed hundreds of thousands of his own people! Liberal: Blair admitted that he lied about the hundreds of thousands number, and it's more like a few thousand. We've killed around seven thousand innocent Iraqis; does that make us more evil than him? Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He had missiles and nuclear weapons! Liberal: The UN observed him destroying those weapons as ordered, and the nuclear-program thing turned out to be a hoax from a double agent. Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He invaded Kuwait! Liberal: Our own ambassador told him we were OK with him invading Kuwait. Conservative: Well, that doesn't matter! He had WMD's! (and repeat until you drop from exhaustion.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Botellines 0 #9 September 22, 2004 Dude, I propose you to change a few things in your first post. Liberal -> Republican Irak -> White House Bush -> Clinton WMD -> Blowjob There you have, funny as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
