Top Ten List

[DrunkMonkey 0]

Kerry from last night's Letterman show:

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

[freeflybella 0]

[standing ovation] YAY! [/standing ovation]

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

[cvfd1399 0]

[aims water baloon at kerry] SPLAT [/enjoys next 4 years]

Edited: cus I suck ass

[PhillyKev 0]

See any black helicopters yet?

That's a pretty fucked up post right there.

[cvfd1399 0]

He is not president at least yet lol

[PhillyKev 0]

As soon as he got the nomination he came under Secret Service protection.

[cvfd1399 0]

OOH realllyy lol I guess I should edit that post then and put big smileys so I dont get anally raped by men in black suits.

[kelpdiver 2]

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OOH realllyy lol I guess I should edit that post then and put big smileys so I dont get anally raped by men in black suits.

That would probably be a good idea. A few years back a Cal student wrote a silly column suggesting action against the Clinton girl over at Stanfurd. Hillary sicked the SS on him big time.