Bumper sticker politics

[EricTheRed 0]

Ok:

There are some seriously funny political bumper stickers out there this season, how about posting your favorite.
It should be an actual sticker, that you have either seen or have stuck on your car.

Mine so far is:

Bush is a MORON
(and you know it)

illegible usually

[TypicalFish 0]

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Ok:

There are some seriously funny political bumper stickers out there this season, how about posting your favorite.
It should be an actual sticker, that you have either seen or have stuck on your car.

Mine so far is:

Bush is a MORON
(and you know it)

I would say "Lick Bush" was pretty good... And yes, I did see it on a car...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Ron 10]

I can't decide if I am for or against Kerry...Can I vote both ways?

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[TomAiello 26]

Four years ago I saw:

George and Al make me want to Ralph!

-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
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[narcimund 0]

I'm quite amused by:

BUSH/CHENEY 2004
FOUR MORE WARS

The Kerry-sheep think it's a pro-Kerry slogan and the Bush-sheep consider it a pro-Bush slogan. The rest of us realize it's an anti-American slogan but that takes some insight.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[Nightingale 0]

I was kinda fond of:

Last time someone listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years.

made everyone in my car laugh, even the one who's gonna vote for Bush. its clever.

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Cheney is a Dick.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[billvon 3,120]

>There are some seriously funny political bumper stickers out there
>this season, how about posting your favorite.

Just read a good bumper sticker story -

A woman had a Kerry bumper sticker on her car, and was fired from her job for having it. After it hit the news her boss got a lot of flack and offered to hire her back, but she was wary of the bad experience she'd had with him. Kerry heard about it, called her and offered her a job in the DNC. She accepted, and will be working for his campaign.

A prime example of the law of unintended consequences.

[happythoughts 0]

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I was kinda fond of:

Last time someone listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years.

made everyone in my car laugh, even the one who's gonna vote for Bush. its clever.

Precisely why I never listen to them. They talk to me in that teasing voice, but I resist the temptation. In the past, it's gotten me into trouble on more than one occasion.

I certainly can't go to that Pizza Hut anymore.

[Ron 10]

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A woman had a Kerry bumper sticker on her car, and was fired from her job for having it. After it hit the news her boss got a lot of flack and offered to hire her back, but she was wary of the bad experience she'd had with him. Kerry heard about it, called her and offered her a job in the DNC. She accepted, and will be working for his campaign.

So a Democrat was hired by Kerry based on getting fired for a bumper sticker?

Who is he gonna hire if he gets elected to run the DOD? One of the Democrats that broke into the Reb convention?

Great hiring process he has there

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[christelsabine 1]

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Last time someone listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years.

Love that

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[markd_nscr986 0]

At the pistol match in Boulder on a pick-up.....
"Kerry for President of France"

Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004

[PhillyKev 0]

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A woman had a Kerry bumper sticker on her car, and was fired from her job for having it. After it hit the news her boss got a lot of flack and offered to hire her back, but she was wary of the bad experience she'd had with him. Kerry heard about it, called her and offered her a job in the DNC. She accepted, and will be working for his campaign.

So a Democrat was hired by Kerry based on getting fired for a bumper sticker?

Who is he gonna hire if he gets elected to run the DOD? One of the Democrats that broke into the Reb convention?

Great hiring process he has there

What were you saying in another thread about not making decisions without all the information? Sounds like you're judging Kerry's hiring practices based on one thing without knowing what her qualifications or credentials were.

She was noticed by Kerry because of the sticker. I doubt she was hired because of it.

[billvon 3,120]

>Who is he gonna hire if he gets elected to run the DOD?

Ron, you could take "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" and figure out a way to slam some political figure with it. I thought it was a cool story of something good happening to someone who got the shaft.

[happythoughts 0]

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>Who is he gonna hire if he gets elected to run the DOD?

Ron, you could take "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" and figure out a way to slam some political figure with it. I thought it was a cool story of something good happening to someone who got the shaft.

It's good that you brought this up. I have always been suspicious of the whole Santa thing. There is a religious aspect. Santa... Satan... both use the same letters to spell their name, both wear red suits, and you never see them together.

I think this could easily become a religious And political thread with no extra effort.

[PhreeZone 20]

You did see that the Morman's in Utah are denying Santa a low altitude flying permit this year right?

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[happythoughts 0]

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You did see that the Morman's in Utah are denying Santa a low altitude flying permit this year right?

I think that is part of their zero-tolerance drug program. Something about Santa giving the reindeer a little "magic dust". No impaired flying.

And what about offshoring, huh? The North Pole? What do you figure he pays his little vertically-challenged workforce? Working holidays, weekends...

[SpeedRacer 1]

This is a joke from a couple of years back.

There's a political election bumper-sticker out now that's popular with both Democrats and Republicans. It says "Run, Hillary!"

Democrats put it on their back bumper and Republicans put it on their front bumper.

Speed Racer
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[happythoughts 0]

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This is a joke from a couple of years back.

There's a political election bumper-sticker out now that's popular with both Democrats and Republicans. It says "Run, Hillary!"

Democrats put it on their back bumper and Republicans put it on their front bumper.

You'll never see that on my bumper. I wouldn't want her to run in either fashion.
"Sure honey, just wait here. I'll bring the car around."

[jumperoo 0]

This isn't really a POLITICAL bumper sticker, but it's the funniest bumper sticker I've seen in a long time:

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."

Anything about farting is simply funny...hands down.

[Clownburner 0]

I like the "Re-Appoint Bush" stickers, myself.

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[mardigrasbob 0]

Here's a couple!




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[livendive 8]

I have one on my truck that says "No more BU--SH-- in 2004!"

[______ impression]Of course some scum-sucking, maggot-fucking, fascist vandalizing member of the Kristian Koalition Kriminals put a larger Bush-Cheney 2004 sticker over the top of it this weekend. I guess I shouldn't be surprized by the criminal trespass on my property and free speech rights by rabid GOP supporters. History has shown the depths those pea-brained totalitarian traitors will stoop to.[/______ impression]



Blues,
Dave

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(drink Mountain Dew)

[lawrocket 3]

Back in 1984, the Rev. Jesse Jackson was running for President. His slogan, "Run Jesse Run." There were bumper stickers printed up with the slogan.

This turned into something bad, as anti-Jesse people started putting the "Run Jesse Run!" bumper stickers on the front bumpers.

Kinda gave them a whole new meaning.


Also, I remember some from 1988, when that said, "Sober, dry and with his wife" in response to Ted Kennedy's "Where was George" speech.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

My long-standing favorite is:

"NO government is better than OUR government!"

Think about it.

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"