billvon 3,131 #1 September 10, 2004 This from MAD magazine, out of a Bush campaign TV spot: The Nazarene says: "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you." Jesus favors more goverment handouts for welfare cheats. The Nazarene says: "Judge not, that you be not judged." Jesus is soft on crime. The Nazarene says: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's." Jesus supports raising taxes. The Nazarene says: "If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other." Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror? Jesus: Wrong on social services. Wrong on crime. Wrong on defense. Wrong for America. "I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,600 #2 September 10, 2004 Ain't politics fun? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #3 September 10, 2004 See!!!? Religion should stay the hell out of politics. I'll add: "Nazarene will create religious fundamentalist state like Iran, Chechnya & Afghanistan.... We may need to invade ourselves if he wins!" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #4 September 10, 2004 Geez Bill, You are getting as desperate as John Kerry's people. Does James Carville have a DZ.Com account? WWJD? "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites