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billvon

If Bush were running against . . .

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This from MAD magazine, out of a Bush campaign TV spot:

The Nazarene says:
"Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you."

Jesus favors more goverment handouts for welfare cheats.

The Nazarene says:
"Judge not, that you be not judged."

Jesus is soft on crime.

The Nazarene says:
"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's."

Jesus supports raising taxes.

The Nazarene says:
"If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other."

Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?

Jesus:
Wrong on social services.
Wrong on crime.
Wrong on defense.
Wrong for America.

"I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message."

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See!!!?

Religion should stay the hell out of politics.

I'll add:

"Nazarene will create religious fundamentalist state like Iran, Chechnya & Afghanistan.... We may need to invade ourselves if he wins!"

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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