John Kerry

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.

"Kerry's clock is in Gods' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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more like god's helicopter

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[Zenister 0]

amazing how the same tired jokes get reinvented every election year.....

wrong forum btw...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[tunaplanet 0]

ROFLMAO. Funny shit.

Forty-two

[TheAnvil 0]

That is good stuff.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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amazing how the same tired jokes get reinvented every election year.....

Zenister,

I agree with you on this statement. I saw this joke when Clinton was in office and again since GWB has been in office.

Maybe we can now insert Rather Dan's name into this joke.

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Chris