chutem 0 #1 September 6, 2004 I'm sure most of you have seen it but if you havn't go to jibjab.com (sorry no clicky) and check out "This Land". It should make everyone laugh and piss them off. James Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #2 September 6, 2004 It's a re-repost. Many times already pal.Clicky"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chutem 0 #3 September 6, 2004 Sorry about the repost. I did take the time to do a search, only came up with one reference in a peacefulljeffry post. Must have done something wrong. I most sincerely apologize for wasting everyone's time, wait a minute your all just killing time anyway, apology retracted. James Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #4 September 6, 2004 No problem. Non apologies rejected"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #5 September 6, 2004 QuoteNo problem. Non apologies rejected Yeah, no apology accepted for a time-wasting, no-clicky post that didn't even have a longhand, cut-and-pastable URL! What kinda crap is that?! Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chutem 0 #6 September 6, 2004 Tough audience, guess I'll have to elevate my level of computer "geekness" to keep people happy here. James Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 September 6, 2004 Speakers Corner is not for the feint of heart. Most of these guys are up to the minute with the latest in just about every aspect of the blood sport of politics and there are very vew jokes more than a couple hours old that haven't already been posted here. Also . . . be prepared . . . if you say "black" -somebody- is going to say "white."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #8 September 7, 2004 QuoteAlso . . . be prepared . . . if you say "black" -somebody- is going to say "white." And "grey," and "purple with pink dots,"...so be prepared...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 September 7, 2004 Quoteblack Blue! Ha! Didn't see that coming did ya?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #10 September 7, 2004 Punk......er I mean pink!"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #11 September 7, 2004 What about GREEN comedy??!!!! Will no-one think of the trees and seals! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 September 7, 2004 QuoteWhat about GREEN comedy??!!!! Will no-one think of the trees and seals! mmmmm - Why does that make me think "Bar-B-Q"?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #13 September 7, 2004 How about some multi-coloured (Pizza-vomit) sick humor? like... Your cut out and keep guide to Chechnya: Chechnya? Never heard of it. Sure you have. Go to Georgia and turn left. You mean there's a rebellious Islamic republic sandwiched between Florida and Alabama? Blimey. No, the other Georgia. Ah, as in Georgia on my Mind... That's it. Mildred Bailey was a big fan of Georgia. And a personal friend of Stalin. He was from Georgia, you know. Fascinating. What's that got to do with Chechnya? Like I said, go to sweet Georgia and turn left — that's Chechnya. Sounds sinister. Doesn't it just. So what's the beef? Well, Chechnya used to be part of the Soviet Union, and it didn't much like the application of the Russki jackboot. Despite declaring itself independent in 1991, Chechnya has twice been favoured by visits from the Russian military — between 1994 and 1996 and later in 1999. Thousands have died. The place has worked its way through a rack of Moscow-backed presidents in recent years, pretty well all of whom were assassinated. The place is a complete bloody mess, so don't expect an outbreak of peace and love any time soon. They've been through the mill, bless 'em. Mind you, I suppose property prices are cheap at the moment. Any good investment opportunities? Oh yes. A one-bed apartment in Grozny which used to be on the second floor but is now in the basement — along with all the other floors — can be yours for as little as $1,000. Sounds good. What are the long-term prospects? Realtors describe Chechnya as "up-and-coming", meaning that the majority of people coming up are Russians in tanks. Mind you, It does have cheap Hurricane Insurance Rates, so once the Florida second-homers get a foothold, the place will be full of sports pubs and big screen TVs showing live Dolphins action. Won't the locals object? Nope. They'll all be dead. Steady on. It does seem that the Russians have been a little heavy-handed. Don't the Chechens have some sort of case here? Well yes, but now that they've signed up as platinum-card-carrying al-Qaeda members, no-one gives a toss. Crikey. What on earth has al-Qaeda got to do with Chechnya? Well, it appears that some of the Belsan terrorists were of the, ahem, raghead persuasion. That's a stroke of luck for Putin. Yup. File it under War on Terror™ But what has killing schoolchildren in North Ossetia got to do with Islam? You'll have to get back to us on that one. Surely your resident Islamic scholar has an opinion on the matter? Quite probably, but he's in Darfur at the moment relocating non-Muslims in the name of Allah. I must admit I've quite gone off the idea of a holiday bolt-hole in Grozny. Or Sudan, for that matter. Admittedly, the phrase "property hot spot" does not have quite the same meaning out there as it does here. Mind you, I like the sound of the "Chechen Diet". Do you think we could arrange for some rebels to occupy our local Public School for a week or so? I don't see why not. Kids been overdoing it on the mini pizzas, stringy cheese luncheables and Sunny D? Got it in one. That and sixteen hours a day slumped in front of the PS2. Sounds like a plan. Shall I pass on the details to Osama bin Laden? Thanks. I know he'll be welcome over here. Send us his flight details and he'll be met at the airport. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
