Douva 0 #1 September 1, 2004 After watching the Governator's speech from the Republican National Convention, I have figured out what this country really needs--more actors in politics. What are politicians, anyway, but actors reading scripts conceived by pollsters and penned by spin doctors? We're all tired of politicians who can't speak and actors who keep making "comeback" films a decade after they should have retired, so why not make "politician" the natural transition from "actor?" Do away with silly questions about whether or not our politicians are sincere; join my movement to elect partisan figureheads who can give a respectable performance! If there's a shortage of Republican candidates, we'll just make them all start drawing party affiliation out of a hat.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 September 1, 2004 Boy, you shoudl wish you NEVER have to deal on a daily basis with a Hollywood star. Pre-enptive strike would apply to (not all) some of them... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #3 September 1, 2004 I think half this country already thinks that Martin Sheen is the president, so why not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #4 September 1, 2004 I think half this country already thinks that Martin Sheen is the president, so why not? *** He's not??? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #5 September 1, 2004 Quote He's not??? Hey, do not mess around here: that's Charly Sheen. And the next one aiming that goal is: ArnoldTheTerminatorSchwarzenegger, called Arnie from Austria.. ROFLMAO ....... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 September 1, 2004 What this country needs... ...hmmm... what this country needs... ...is... President JACKASS!!!!!!! Oh yes...that would be cool...too bad I'm only 31 (almost 32)...perhaps in '08. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 September 1, 2004 Oh... I thought you were gonna say that this country needs an enema. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 September 1, 2004 I was thinking - Blow Job.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 September 1, 2004 QuoteI was thinking - Blow Job. We tried that, but a bunch of people got all uptight about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #10 September 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteI was thinking - Blow Job. We tried that, but a bunch of people got all uptight about it. Just don't lie about it, and if you're married, make sure it's from your wife. Other than that, enjoy! (so why wasn't he charged with the law against penetration other than missionary? My understanding is that particular BS law is sitll on the books in DC)witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 1, 2004 QuoteOh... I thought you were gonna say that this country needs an enema. Around Brownsville? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 1, 2004 The actor thing might work. Instead of the two-party system, we could just have one big wild party. We could invite Heidi Fleiss to cater it. Instead of congressional hearings, "I'll have my people call your people and we'll work out the fine points, sweetie." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #13 September 1, 2004 You're acting like there's a difference in the parties now.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 September 1, 2004 QuoteYou're acting like there's a difference in the parties now. I think that only effective change that a President makes is in the perception that other countries have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #15 September 1, 2004 and since we've all agreed the jibjab flash animation is the most honest political debate we'll ever see, do you really want either of them to be the basis for our international image?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 September 1, 2004 QuoteOh... I thought you were gonna say that this country needs an enema. you know thats the first thing i thought of when i read the thread title... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
