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Letter from the FBI

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Got a letter from the FBI today.

I'm secretary of one of the largest model airplane clubs in the country.

The letter was to request our club's assistance in identifying terrorist threats.

We have to look out for people who spend a lot of money on R/C airplanes, people who have large airplanes capable of carrying payloads, and people who have lots of R/C airplanes.

Sounds like most of our members.

Also sounds like RON.
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Didn't we discuss a couple of years back how anyone with the skills to make a "large" model airplane probably also had the skills to make a "small" guided missle?



I don't know about "anyone", but some could. The guidance system is more challenging than the airframe unless the target is within a half mile or so.

PS the avatar is one of my RC planes.
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But does he have any little henchmen running around doing his bidding, catering to his every whim?

Wait, he has all those brainwashed little grad students....

It's true, he's an evil Professor....

Sherlock Holmes, Ausin Powers, Kennedy the dz.com poster....

The banes of evil masterminds everywhere. :P
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But does he have any little henchmen running around doing his bidding, catering to his every whim?

Wait, he has all those brainwashed little grad students....

It's true, he's an evil Professor....

Sherlock Holmes, Ausin Powers, Kennedy the dz.com poster....

The banes of evil masterminds everywhere. :P



You forgot... the Batman!
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But does he have any little henchmen running around doing his bidding, catering to his every whim?

Wait, he has all those brainwashed little grad students....

It's true, he's an evil Professor....

Sherlock Holmes, Austin Powers, Kennedy the dz.com poster....

The banes of evil masterminds everywhere. :P



Don't forget the sharks with lasers...:D

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I didn't forget the caped crusader. I just couldn't think of any of his foes being doctors or professors (excluding that stupid tv episode with Tut).

Was Freeze?
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But does he have any little henchmen running around doing his bidding, catering to his every whim?

Wait, he has all those brainwashed little grad students....

It's true, he's an evil Professor....

Sherlock Holmes, Austin Powers, Kennedy the dz.com poster....

The banes of evil masterminds everywhere. :P



Don't forget the sharks with lasers...:D

mh

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Different milieu, but, don't forget the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you!

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"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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But does he have any little henchmen running around doing his bidding, catering to his every whim?

Wait, he has all those brainwashed little grad students....

It's true, he's an evil Professor....

Sherlock Holmes, Ausin Powers, Kennedy the dz.com poster....

The banes of evil masterminds everywhere. :P



Goshdarnit! I've been busted!
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Got a letter from the FBI today...



Welcome to the world of government suspicion, just like that felt by gun owners, who are always under attack for the perfectly innocent hardware they own, and the sport use of that hardware.

Between your RC aircraft and your rocket motors, you could be considered a potential terrorist!

Maybe some legislation will be necessary, to register owners of RC aircraft. That should solve all the potential problems.

California is on the verge of banning .50 caliber target rifles, even though not a single crime has ever been committed with them. So don't think that just because no one has ever used an RC aircraft in a crime before, that you are safe. All it takes is for some nutball politicians to get all worked up, and mountains will be built out of molehills.

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be careful, they want to level a city block, no a few city blocks, no...

THEY WANT TO LEVEL THE WHOLE CITY!!!

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!


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be careful, they want to level a city block, no a few city blocks, no...

THEY WANT TO LEVEL THE WHOLE CITY!!!

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!



That's the spirit. All we gotta do is demonize RC aircraft, in order to terrify the general public. Whip up some good 'ol hysteria, and then demand that our politicians act before it's too late.

.50 caliber target rifles: "These high-power weapons of war can destroy a helicopter from a mile away!"

RC aircraft: "These precision-guided remotely-operated aircraft can deliver a lethal payload of high explosives sufficient to wipe out an elementary school classroom full of children!"

Lions and tigers and RC aircraft, oh my!

Save the Children: Ban RC Aircraft!

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.50 caliber target rifles: "These high-power weapons of war can destroy a helicopter from a mile away!"

RC aircraft: "These precision-guided remotely-operated aircraft can deliver a lethal payload of high explosives sufficient to wipe out an elementary school classroom full of children!"



Isn't that nice, here comes John Rich again with the absolute necessary information, what it needs "to wipe out an elementary school classroom full of children!"

You are the man, the man with the knowledge! >:(

Calibres, explosives: Every thread has its direct connections to those details. You will find them, no doubt. :(

Disgusting, especially on present circumstances.

>:(

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.50 caliber target rifles: "These high-power weapons of war can destroy a helicopter from a mile away!"

RC aircraft: "These precision-guided remotely-operated aircraft can deliver a lethal payload of high explosives sufficient to wipe out an elementary school classroom full of children!"



Isn't that nice, here comes John Rich again with the absolute necessary information, what it needs "to wipe out an elementary school classroom full of children!"

You are the man, the man with the knowledge! >:(

Calibres, explosives: Every thread has its direct connections to those details. You will find them, no doubt. :(

Disgusting, especially on present circumstances.

>:(



Every dollar spent on a useless feelgood security "precaution" is a dollar less that is available for real security.

John Rich is right, strange as that may seem.:P
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So John...

What you've gotta identify is folk who want to learn to fly R/C planes but aren't all that interested in landing them...!!:S

Mike.

PS. Like your new Avatar... NICE BEAVER!:P

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What's your problem?

The governmentis looking into RC aircraft enthusiasts becuase it has gotten out of hand, just the way it treats firearms enthusiasts.

John is drawing the parallel between the two. Guns are demonized and accused of being able to do things they can't. RC aircraft are next.
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What's your problem?

The governmentis looking into RC aircraft enthusiasts becuase it has gotten out of hand, just the way it treats firearms enthusiasts.

John is drawing the parallel between the two. Guns are demonized and accused of being able to do things they can't. RC aircraft are next.



Someone owes beer. You, me, John R. and PK all seem to agree on something.
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