ladyskydiver 0 #1 August 31, 2004 Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers cameup; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly settled the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He works for the John Kerry campaign, but I was way too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #2 August 31, 2004 Cora, you've made my day. Funny things like this make us all love you. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 August 31, 2004 QuoteCora, you've made my day. Funny things like this make us all love you. Thanks, Vinny! Many hugs, my friend.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #5 August 31, 2004 Little Johnny said, "My brother was in Vietnam and he got shot in the ass." Teacher said, "Don't say ass, say rectum" Little Johnny said, "Wrecked em shit, it damn near killed him." Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
