Cops just don't get it

[billvon 3,108]

Just noticed this story about canadian beer thieves. From the story:

"They can't sell it anywhere in Canada without giving away the immediate fact that it's been stolen... So we have crooks stuck with 50,000 plus cans of beer that basically they can't fence."

Well, duh. It's Canada. They're not going to _sell_ it.

[AggieDave 6]

All that beer? Damn, they should be on the watchout for a random hockey game breaking out with pizza breaks.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Zenister 0]

"damn! what are we gonna do with all this beer???"

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[jazzjumper 0]

Cans? They sell Moosehead in cans? How heinous is that?

No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is
sick of her shit!

[lummy 4]

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Four cans, three of them empty, were found in various parts of the New Brunswick province, according to the police and media reports.

no kidding... and all they have to do is follow the empty beer cans to solve the caper, DUH!!

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[CanuckInUSA 0]

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they should be on the watchout for a random hockey game breaking out with pizza breaks.

Well the World Cup hockey tournament starts next week. Some of my friends were just getting prepared for the big games.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[Zee 0]

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"damn! what are we gonna do with all this beer???"

Bring it out to the local DZ of course

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[Kennedy 0]

That would last two, maybe three whole boogies.

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Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[SkyDekker 1,465]

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Cans? They sell Moosehead in cans? How heinous is that?

Only for export to Mexico

[kallend 2,146]

Reminds me of the story of the stolen shipment of Viagra. The cops said they were looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[JJohnson 0]

Ouch. That was bad. Almost as bad as getting a viagra pill stuck in your throat and having a stiff neck all day.

JJ

"Call me Darth Balls"

[turtlespeed 226]

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That would last two, maybe three whole boogies.

You haven't been to an AOT yet, huh?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[Kennedy 0]

Give me a month or so.

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Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[BlindBrick 0]

What ligthweights. For some tax reason, there's a liquor company that distills Kaluaha and tequila in one state and botles it in Ft. Smith, AR. Every day, there's semi tankers with literally thousands of gallons of unadultrated tequila moving southbound down Interstate 540. I always figured that would kind of be the ultimate hooch heist.

-Blind

"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."

[billvon 3,108]

> Every day, there's semi tankers with literally thousands of gallons
>of unadultrated tequila moving southbound down Interstate 540.

Heck, give us another five years of increasing SUV sales, and people will be hijacking those trucks for fuel!