freeflydrew 0 #1 August 26, 2004 Bush has a heart attack and dies:- waiting for him. The devil says "You are on my list but I have no room for you. so I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but then you have to take that person's place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. ''No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long. " The devil led him to the next room: In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. commented George. The devil opened a third door: In it, George saw Bill Clinton, with Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said......... ''OK, Monica, you're free to go!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #2 August 26, 2004 Wouldn't it be funnier if it was Ted Kennedy who had to dive into the water, trying to recover something, and coming up empty? -- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #3 August 26, 2004 Is this based in truth? If not, it couldn't be funny. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #4 August 26, 2004 Damn Tom, that's rough..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 26, 2004 QuoteDamn Tom, that's rough... Why is that rough?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #6 August 26, 2004 QuoteWouldn't it be funnier if it was Ted Kennedy who had to dive into the water, trying to recover something, and coming up empty? Yes it would HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA And coming from MA I have the RIGHT to laugh at Kennedy. Friggen 'US Royalty' my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #7 August 26, 2004 QuoteWouldn't it be funnier if it was Ted Kennedy who had to dive into the water, trying to recover something, and coming up empty? Right, with Nixon it would be sewage.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #8 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteWouldn't it be funnier if it was Ted Kennedy who had to dive into the water, trying to recover something, and coming up empty? Yes it would HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA And coming from MA I have the RIGHT to laugh at Kennedy. Friggen 'US Royalty' my ass. Let's hear a joke about how incredibly fuckin' HUGE Ted Kennedy's HEAD is. THAT would be based on truth for sure! Ted Kennedy's head is so fuckin' huge, they put hairstylists in orbit around it to cut his hair. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #9 August 27, 2004 QuoteIs this based in truth? If not, it couldn't be funny. Kennedy? Chappaquiddick? Punished eternally to diving down trying to rescue the girl he left to drown? It wasn't meant as a political comment, just an increase in funniness quotient.-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #10 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteIs this based in truth? If not, it couldn't be funny. Kennedy? Chappaquiddick? Punished eternally to diving down trying to rescue the girl he left to drown? It wasn't meant as a political comment, just an increase in funniness quotient. More appropriate would be if he were punished by diving down, each time getting kicked in the balls, and surfacing for air to do it again. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #11 August 27, 2004 Can we put a first name on this POS? I mean, I hate him as much as you guys, maybe more, but you're really trashing my family name. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
