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CrazyIvan

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Did you hear about the new tattoo that McGreevey got above his ass?
It says E Z Pass.

They just changed the state bird.
To the Swallow

New Jersey just raised the terror alert to lavender.

We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous.

What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common?
Jewish semen

The New Jersey DMV now to call rear-end accidents "A McGreevey"

Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.....

NY Post Headline - "McGreevey Goes Down"

They changed all the signs on the New Jersey Turnpike to read "Now Entering
Wayne"

This gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box"

The New Jersey Turnpike has been renamed the Hershey Highway.
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Some of those were Ok, but his one made me laugh :D

New Jersey just raised the terror alert to lavender.



And what is the next level there? Peuse?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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And what is the next level there? Peuse?



I don't know if peuse is the next level or not, I'll have to check my homosexual manual ;)

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Part of what he included in that "make over" was to have drapes installed.



I've always thought drapes were a little too over the top, but then again ,I have been accused of being too hetero for a homo :S :)
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I've always thought drapes were a little too over the top, but then again ,I have been accused of being too hetero for a homo :S :)



Are you saying that even homosexuals are bigoted, and sometimes even turn on their own, if they're not "gay" enough?? :S

For what it's worth, I think it's pretty cool that you're, like, "Yeah, I'm gay, whatever." I don't think it oughta be anything people have to hide.

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For what it's worth, I think it's pretty cool that you're, like, "Yeah, I'm gay, whatever." I don't think it oughta be anything people have to hide.



It'd be even cooler if people didn't put so much emphasis on making everyone else aware of their sexuality. Like, who cares? What do you want, a cookie?


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It is one thing when people try to inject it into a conversation...

But when Keith mentions his "homo manual" in a thread about McGreevey, I think it is quite relevant.



My post wasn't tied to the topic of this thread or Keith's relevant input, but rather to PJ's "yea, I'm gay whatever" comment.


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Does that mean we should have gotten a hetero manual - or are we getting the bad end of the deal here?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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For what it's worth, I think it's pretty cool that you're, like, "Yeah, I'm gay, whatever." I don't think it oughta be anything people have to hide.



It'd be even cooler if people didn't put so much emphasis on making everyone else aware of their sexuality. Like, who cares? What do you want, a cookie?



LOL!
Yeah, I guess you're right about that.
It's just that since the current reality is that many people feel they need to conceal their homosexuality, I think it's kind of refreshing that some people are just matter-of-fact about it, unwilling to have it treated as a stigma.

It's kind of like when Steve Martin made fun of his own nose in Roxanne. If you take what others would make fun of you about, and put it right out in the open, it's gone from their arsenal.

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This isn't directed at you skydyvr.

People's heterosexuality comes up in conversation every day. You talk about your girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, the chick you banged the other night, it's all over TV, on billboards, in magazines, and so on. If my sexuality comes up in conversation and others become uncomfortable, that's fine with me. I absolutely refuse to pretend to be someone I'm not just because who I am makes some people uncomfortable. I would be perpetuating the fallacy there is something wrong with me, and there isn't. Anybody who tries to tell me different can kiss my ass. I'm waaaay too old to fall for other peoples attempts at manipulation.
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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This isn't directed at you skydyvr.

People's heterosexuality comes up in conversation every day. You talk about your girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, the chick you banged the other night, it's all over TV, on billboards, in magazines, and so on. If my sexuality comes up in conversation and others become uncomfortable, that's fine with me. I absolutely refuse to pretend to be someone I'm not just because who I am makes some people uncomfortable. I would be perpetuating the fallacy there is something wrong with me, and there isn't. Anybody who tries to tell me different can kiss my ass. I'm waaaay too old to fall for other peoples attempts at manipulation.



We aren't too far apart. In your personal life, you shouldn't have to hide a thing, or even here, with your dz com family. That's not what I was getting at.

But lately, I've seen this weird commercial where a guy sits fretting in his office over whether or not to go to the boss and reveal his gayness. This got me thinking, why? So the guy thinks a while, then gets up and heads for the boss's office, hoping the boss will understand and not fire him. We never find out how the boss reacted. Have you seen this commercial? What's up with all that?


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People's heterosexuality comes up in conversation every day. You talk about your girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, the chick you banged the other night, it's all over TV, on billboards, in magazines, and so on.



you know i can remember at least one conversation where the girl i was seeing at the time, although otherwise completely apart of the conversation, totally missed that the term boyfriend applied to their (male) significant others...she thought they were both talking about a problem with their girlfriends... it caused an interesting argument later on and a really funny scene when i had to have her ask both of them if they were gay before she finally heard what they were really saying...sometimes people only hear what they expect to hear....
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Nope, haven't seen it. Sounds kinda like a PSA to me? Why have such a commercial? To get people thinking.

First let me say, I didn't intend to hijack this thread. I liked the intended levity. That being said . . .

I believe most people are caring individuals. I believe, perhaps naively, that if most people understood the kind of crap gays and lesbians (we'll keep this to gays and lesbians since that was the subject of the commercial although the same pertains to other orientations as well) go through, they would re-think their view point.
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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I believe, perhaps naively, that if most people understood the kind of crap gays and lesbians go through, they would re-think their view point.



I'll bet that lesbians go through a lot less crap than gay men go through. LOL!! :D:P:D

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