Zenister 0 #51 August 16, 2004 lol get off your cross. everyone 'tolerates' your beliefs, we just might find them funny on occasions..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #52 August 16, 2004 Well I'm glad I could give you a good laugh. I aim to please. Now, I'm done with this thread. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Botellines 0 #53 August 16, 2004 QuoteWell, you may have missed a few CCD classes because this statement is untrue. According to Catholic teachings a married couple may have sex as often as they want as long as they are willing to accept pregnancy, should it happen. True, artificial birth control is not allowed but they can still practise Natural Family Planning. Sex serves two purposes in a Catholic marriage. One being procreation, the other being the open expression of love between the married couple. Well, natural birth control (AKA coitus interruptus) is some form of cheating. According to catholic religion sex is the mean of human reproduction. Ask your priest what he thinks of having sex with your wife and pull out at the last moment only to come on her tammy. He may not find it very catholic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Botellines 0 #54 August 16, 2004 Quote Provided it's an acceptable type. When Amy and I took the church-required NFP course before we got married, it was taught by a couple that practiced NFP (and who ironically had two unplanned pregnancies.) Oral sex was _not_ part of an approved catholic lifestyle because it "did not make the woman an equal partner in the marital embrace." (I thought it was funny that they assumed that oral sex only went one way . . .) Sorry to hijack, but it reminded me of a good joke. What is a 68? You give me head, and I owe you one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #55 August 16, 2004 Quote>So, tongue in cheek, so to speak, did you look the nice little old lady in > the eye and ask her about blowjobs? No. During an early meeting with our local priest, he gave us a bunch of literature for wedding planning. One of them said something along the lines of: ------------------------------ 'Here comes the bride' is not appropriate for music during the wedding ceremony. In fact it comes from an adaptation of a Shakespeare play, and was performed during a sham wedding between a man and a prostitute. Protestants may find such music acceptable, but it is not acceptable to the Catholic church for such a solemn ceremony. ---------------------------- Quote Umm - "Here Comes the Bride" is from Wagner's "Lohengrin" and has nothing to do with Shakespeare. The Lohengrin story is concerned with Christian knights of the Holy Grail. Elsa is not a prostitute. www.neuschwanstein.com/english/castle/legends/lohengrin.htm Looks like the priest was not only being absurd, but was wrong as well. They say that Wagner's music is not really as bad as it sounds.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #56 August 16, 2004 QuoteSorry to hijack, but it reminded me of a good joke. What is a 68? You give me head, and I owe you one. And 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #57 August 17, 2004 QuoteWell, natural birth control (AKA coitus interruptus) is some form of cheating. According to catholic religion sex is the mean of human reproduction. Ask your priest what he thinks of having sex with your wife and pull out at the last moment only to come on her tammy. He may not find it very catholic. I know I said I was done with this thread, but I couldn't leave this one unanswered. This is actually directed to BillVon. Bill, you are known to correct inaquaracies here. I'm curious, you claim to have taken the NFP course, yet you have not pointed out the inaquaracy of the quote above. Why is that? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #58 August 17, 2004 Maybe he just simply does not know who "Tammy" is"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #59 August 17, 2004 Impossible! He knows all. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,119 #60 August 17, 2004 >I'm curious, you claim to have taken the NFP course, yet you have not > pointed out the inaquaracy of the quote above. Why is that? You seemed to be doing a pretty good job there. Our NFP course actually made no moral judgement on withdrawal, only to say that it didn't work well as a contraceptive. (As you know, NFP is not withdrawal.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
livendive 8 #56 August 16, 2004 QuoteSorry to hijack, but it reminded me of a good joke. What is a 68? You give me head, and I owe you one. And 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #57 August 17, 2004 QuoteWell, natural birth control (AKA coitus interruptus) is some form of cheating. According to catholic religion sex is the mean of human reproduction. Ask your priest what he thinks of having sex with your wife and pull out at the last moment only to come on her tammy. He may not find it very catholic. I know I said I was done with this thread, but I couldn't leave this one unanswered. This is actually directed to BillVon. Bill, you are known to correct inaquaracies here. I'm curious, you claim to have taken the NFP course, yet you have not pointed out the inaquaracy of the quote above. Why is that? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #58 August 17, 2004 Maybe he just simply does not know who "Tammy" is"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #59 August 17, 2004 Impossible! He knows all. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #60 August 17, 2004 >I'm curious, you claim to have taken the NFP course, yet you have not > pointed out the inaquaracy of the quote above. Why is that? You seemed to be doing a pretty good job there. Our NFP course actually made no moral judgement on withdrawal, only to say that it didn't work well as a contraceptive. (As you know, NFP is not withdrawal.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
