Zenister 0 #1 August 10, 2004 FTheVote Not safe for work or most recognized churches... Quote SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use our sexual appeal to our advantage, as one more weapon in our already diverse arsenal. By stripping conservatives out of their clothes, we can also strip them of their power Believe it or not, even the most deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #2 August 10, 2004 That is EXCELLENT. Regardless of what party you are; I say GOD BLESS AMERICA. Quoteand we are infinitely hotter in the sack. Having bartended in Washington D.C. at a local "staffer" hot spot for a number of years, I can UNEQUIVOCALLY state that this is not true... I think it is because of the conservative front the Republican girls have to put up; once they give in to their shameless, slutty hunger, it's like a tidal wave..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #3 August 10, 2004 I already knew that liberals were whores, but this takes it to a new extreme. They always did whore for bigger, more powerful government and fewer individual rights. Now they're advocating sexual manipulation for votes? Will the liberal depravity never end? Don't bother replying: I already know the answer to that question. (A: Of course not.) --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #4 August 10, 2004 Oh, CHRIST, Jeffrey; come on... Lighten up."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #5 August 10, 2004 You need to get a grip and lighten up dude. Why do you care so much what others do or what they believe in? If I spent all my time worrying about what some jackass said that went against my beliefs I'd have a heart attack. Breathe in, breathe out. You do NO GOOD WHATSOEVER for your point of view coming across like that. Chill. Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 August 10, 2004 QuoteI already knew that liberals were whores, but this takes it to a new extreme. They always did whore for bigger, more powerful government and fewer individual rights. Now they're advocating sexual manipulation for votes? Will the liberal depravity never end? Don't bother replying: I already know the answer to that question. (A: Of course not.) - LMAO - it's ok Jeff - I can hear the sarcasm - even if they should take therir own advice and not worry. BWaahahahahahaha Nice one - You have several of them up in arms right now. Ironic - I'll spell it out: What's funny is that they are telling you to chill out and not worry about what others think - while at the same time - lol - stressing so much over what you think that they have to say something about it. Nice oxymoron there. Irony is BEAUTIFUL. What's more amusing is that this was brought on only because of an attack on the liberls. Defamation of party begets defemation and ridicule of person. Everyone ELSE needs to chill TF out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #7 August 11, 2004 Whatever gets you to sleep at night Jeffery is entitled to his opinion, and I doubt much would have been said if he didn't come across with such venom 99% of the time. Either way there's nothing I can do to convince you that I think otherwise, and I'm ok with that Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 August 11, 2004 some people have really distorted ideas about what 'liberal' means......getting laid might help with the angst... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #9 August 11, 2004 Quotesome people have really distorted ideas about what 'liberal' means......getting laid might help with the angst... I get laid quite often, yet my brain still hasn't gone soft. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 August 11, 2004 QuoteI get laid quite often, yet my brain still hasn't gone soft. That's because conservatives are "soft" in other areas. Precluding your statement about getting laid from being true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #11 August 11, 2004 QuoteThat's because conservatives are "soft" in other areas. Precluding your statement about getting laid from being true Are you saying one of the demo-whore topics of this thread couldn't by my vote even if I was willing? . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites