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JohnRich

Hot Dog Toppings vs. Political Affiliation

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But most definately NOT Ketchup.

You save that for Onion Rings and Corn Dogs.



Where I come from, putting ketchup on a corn dog will get you 50 lashes, you weirdo. How dare you pollute the ethnic purity of the corn dog with the evil abomination that is ketchup.

Corn Dogs: Nature's Perfect Food


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With a whopping total of 28 votes, it is time for a little review of these highly scientific results.

Mustard Republicans are in the lead with 46% of all votes. The remaining 54% of votes are scattered somewhat equally amongst the remaining three categories.

Republicans choose mustard over ketchup 72% of the time. They aren't afraid to take a firm stand on this devisive ketchup/mustard issue.

Democrats are wishy-washy, like John Kerry, and want their hot dogs both ways; 60% mustard and 40% ketchup. Kerry: "I... put... ketchup... on my hot dogs,... before... I... put... mustard... on my hot dogs."

Overall, 64% of the voters were Republican, and only 36% were Democrat. A clear hot dog victory for Republicans!

68% of hot dog eaters prefer mustard over ketchup.

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Libertarians prefer grilled onions. :)



On bratwurst. Hot dogs are not food.



Onions are the work of the devil, and anyone disgracing their bratwursts thus should be strung up by their thumbs and smacked with wet noodles until all desire for onions os renounced.

Then they should be forced to eat blutwurst, know what it is before they eat it.
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Either way, it's money that goes into the Heinz trust fund... Brilliant if you ask me. Win/win situation!!!;)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa Heinz and her liberal causes, such as Kerry for President.

Choose W Ketchup and you support the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships to the children of our brave heroes who have fallen in battle.***
Wow. Never thought of the differences between ketchup brands being that pronounced!
In any case, these guys have a good sense of humor. And obviously a good business sense as well...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Hagis doesn't scare me. (though bad hagis is disgusting)

Blutwurst, and Louisiana gumbo, on the other hand
They are both really good, but never, ever, ask what they're made of.
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***Hagis doesn't scare me. (though bad hagis is disgusting)



Is there such a thing as "good" haggis.....or is that an oxymoron?:D:D

Now for gumbo.....if you stick to the seafood varieties you can generally tell what's in it;)any other type and you are taking your chances......coonasses will eat anything:D

And there is nothing quite like the aroma of a blutwurst over a campfire early in the morning:P
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I am such a rebel.



I'd say you're a highly disturbed individual.....



Nah - just another Flip Flopper.:):P:P
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I'd say you're a highly disturbed individual.....



That is what the people in white coats keep telling me...

Now, doesn't the National Hot Dog Council have anything better to do with their time???

Oh, and according to their website, Los Angeles is the biggest sausage-eating city in the US. I wonder if that has anything to do with the porn industry there??? :o

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You'd thnk that would be San Fran...



Yeah, you're right... For some reason San Fran didn't even make the top ten. Maybe their statistics are not so accurate???

Though, according to this poll, they do seem to be on to something about Republicans liking mustard on their wieners. :$

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Hagis doesn't scare me. (though bad hagis is disgusting)

Blutwurst, and Louisiana gumbo, on the other hand
They are both really good, but never, ever, ask what they're made of.



Same with Uter-braten, Sloppy Jimbos... and anything else they serve in the cafeteria at Springfield Elementary around Halloween time. :D

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