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You people are so ignorant. Don't you realize that "Colonel" is an honorary title for chicken chefs? I eat at another chicken distribution locale that has Colonel Lingus as their representative.

Their motto "Nobody can lick our chicks"

I generally don't ask for the "special sauce" though.



Man, you crack me up......

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more people die each year trying to choke down unseasoned chicken than properly prepared chicken. It's a proven FACT!!!



Sure, post some unsupport, spurious statistics. Where did you get that from Vegetarian Monthly?

Chicken-choking is rarely fatal. In fact, techniques for chicken-choking are now taught in highschool as part of the more enlightened curriculum. Obviously, you're just narrow-minded.

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Submersive vehicles have benefitted society for decades. What do you have against submersives anyway?



What does a Submarine have to do with theis and how have submarines helped ANYONE.

Ore are you trying to bring sanwiches into the mix?! Sure typical fryer tactic, smoke an mirrors. You're trying to cloud the subject by pulling the cold cuts over everyones eyes! Well I can see what you're up to! Banning unseasond chicken, and promoting your own platform of deep fried foods.
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certainly doesn't mean the rest of us want to hear about how finger lickin good it is



You act like its a choice. I can't occupy that moral highground. I admit that I have some weakness for chicks. I fight it, but I see a couple of nice thighs in front of my face and...

It's an addiction. A lot of people experiment at a stage in their life and let it go. It's a daily struggle for me. You've never given in to the temptation just once...?

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Quit flip flopping on the issues - it's either fried or not - you can't fry it after it's boiled - you just can't
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In fact, techniques for chicken-choking are now taught in highschool as part of the more enlightened curriculum.

Actually its choking chicken..sheesh get it straight man. Educators feel that by teaching this subject it will reduce the influx of chicklets.
I dunno about the technique tho, I think it requires more study.
I'll take mine on the George Forman grill:P









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what none of you realize is the vast conspiracy taking place right under your very noses.. you haven’t been eating chicken for decades! that is why they changed their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC... its a plot to get you all addicted to the soy additives in their pseudo chicken! You don’t know it but your funding the colonel’s secret plot (hatched from his undersea cryogenic container) to have the world addicted to soy in time for him to reemerge and take over the world..

the only way to save yourself is to cover your head with the used foil from a Kenny Rodger's
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gay homosexuals



accidental double negative or Freudian slip?



So you've decided that gay and homosexual are negative?

Go choke a chicken, and cook it however you like it. :)
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All I want to know is what is a 6 foot tall wookie doing on Endor?! It doesn't make sense!

You just think you're right because of your superior firepower! Stupid Americans!



She was overseeing the BATF and their conquest of the forests of Endor. Once she shaved her back and bought a blue dress, Janet Reno served as Attorney General.

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gay homosexuals

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accidental double negative or Freudian slip?

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So you've decided that gay and homosexual are negative?



Yeah, I'm a closet homophobe. I guess you've outed me :P
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Yeah, I'm a closet homophobe



I'd take that to mean that you only like guys who are out -- sounds like a reasonable decision to me :)
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Yeah, I'm a closet homophobe



I'd take that to mean that you only like guys who are out -- sounds like a reasonable decision to me :)
Wendy W.



You mean he's not a "Converter"?:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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