John4455 0 #1 July 29, 2004 All times are Eastern. 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations 6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand. 6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore. 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples. 9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush. 10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally. 11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate. 5:00am - At the request of John Kerry, Ted Kennedy will drive Hillary home. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #2 July 29, 2004 I thought this one was better: www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1150427#1150427... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites