Zennie 0 #1 July 17, 2004 I read this and just about threw up... "When asked how she (Martha Stewart) would handle prison food, fellow inmates and strip searches, she said, "I could do it … I'm a really good camper. I can sleep on the ground.… If it is looming ahead of me, I'm going to have to face it, and take it and do it and get it over with. And there's many other people that have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela."" So poor little Martha likens herself to Nelson Mandela. Forget that she only has to be confined 10 months... 5 of which are in her HOUSE.... as opposed to Mandela's 20 YEARS behind bars. The whole crybaby interview is here. Make sure to have a bucket handy to puke in. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 July 17, 2004 QuoteSo poor little Martha likens herself to Nelson Mandela. ---------------------------------- sick, isn't it? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #3 July 17, 2004 Yep, I thought the same thing when I heard it. She could mean one of a few things: 1) If Nelson Mandela could handle prison, so could I 2) I was put into prison like Nelson Mandela 3) Why should I complain? Nelson was in for 27years. 5 months is nothing. I hope she meant the latter. I doubt it, though.. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikkey 0 #4 July 17, 2004 From afar I never understood why she is so famous in the US. Love to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... --------------------------------------------------------- When people look like ants - pull. When ants look like people - pray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lifewithoutanet 0 #5 July 18, 2004 QuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MC208B 0 #6 July 18, 2004 just wait till she meets the dyke squad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #7 July 18, 2004 Oh, that's BAD........ ..... funny as hell, but bad....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #8 July 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Puhlease. Our newspaper already did a special page on that one. It's brand new and it's already tired. Besides, SNL does funny like old people fuck. If you want comedy these days, you have to go to Mad TV for it. They rock! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #9 July 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Puhlease. Our newspaper already did a special page on that one. It's brand new and it's already tired. Besides, SNL does funny like old people fuck. If you want comedy these days, you have to go to Mad TV for it. They rock! - ...I agree...I would prefer to see MadTV's take on the cell decorating...I wonder how she is gonna accessorize her new attire...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tunaplanet 0 #10 July 18, 2004 Nothing beats SNL. It is the king and will always be so. Man, I never miss an episode. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #11 July 18, 2004 QuoteSNL does funny like old people fuck. That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Check out Dave Chappelle's show sometime. GOD that guy is funny! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lawrocket 3 #3 July 17, 2004 Yep, I thought the same thing when I heard it. She could mean one of a few things: 1) If Nelson Mandela could handle prison, so could I 2) I was put into prison like Nelson Mandela 3) Why should I complain? Nelson was in for 27years. 5 months is nothing. I hope she meant the latter. I doubt it, though.. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkey 0 #4 July 17, 2004 From afar I never understood why she is so famous in the US. Love to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... --------------------------------------------------------- When people look like ants - pull. When ants look like people - pray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #5 July 18, 2004 QuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #6 July 18, 2004 just wait till she meets the dyke squad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 July 18, 2004 Oh, that's BAD........ ..... funny as hell, but bad....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #8 July 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Puhlease. Our newspaper already did a special page on that one. It's brand new and it's already tired. Besides, SNL does funny like old people fuck. If you want comedy these days, you have to go to Mad TV for it. They rock! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #9 July 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLove to see a new reality show with Martha decorating the prison... I'm sure SNL is gonna be all over that one. -C. Puhlease. Our newspaper already did a special page on that one. It's brand new and it's already tired. Besides, SNL does funny like old people fuck. If you want comedy these days, you have to go to Mad TV for it. They rock! - ...I agree...I would prefer to see MadTV's take on the cell decorating...I wonder how she is gonna accessorize her new attire...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 July 18, 2004 Nothing beats SNL. It is the king and will always be so. Man, I never miss an episode. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #11 July 18, 2004 QuoteSNL does funny like old people fuck. That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Check out Dave Chappelle's show sometime. GOD that guy is funny! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
