Quick Joke--Post Your Favorite!

[vamp 0]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[d_squared431 0]

What do men and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for twenty years.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[jimmytavino 16]

.... So Mickey Mouse goes to the divorce attorney and explains his situation..
..The lawyer says,," so lemme get this straight,,, You wanna dump Minnie Mouse because
she's goin' crazy " !!!??????
and Mickey says,,
Noooo. Like I said,,,,it's cause.......
" she's fuckin' Goofy" o[:-)

[DYEVOUT 0]

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Menu item at K.F.C.

Hillary Clinton Special!!

2- small breasts

2- large thighs

1- left wing

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You forgot about the greasy box.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[mardigrasbob 0]

Baah ha ha--ROFLOL-
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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

-Bob-

[happythoughts 0]

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New Tank for France -

5 Reverse gears and

2 forward JUST in case they are attacked from the rear

As a humanitarian gesture, the US has just given 300 septic tanks to Poland.

They're going to invade Germany as soon as they learn how to drive them.

[mardigrasbob 0]

'I was going to a Democratic Party meeting. A man was selling puppies. His sign read: Democratic puppies for sale. Two weeks later, I was going to a Republican meeting. The same man was selling the same puppies but this time the sign read: Republican puppies for sale. I said to the man, "hey these are same puppies you were selling two weeks ago as Democrat puppies" He replied " Yeah but now their eyes are open."' Ronald Reagan -circa unk.-

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[Keith 0]

Poor puppies. Turns out they were all blind.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville