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miked10270

War of Independence --- UK WINS!!!

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Hi there,

First check out:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38555

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Firstly; thanks for the legislation guys, very well thought out.

Secondly; under the EXACT terms of YOUR legislation... We'll have our former colony back! Thanks.

Thirdly; while we appreciate that this only entitles us to the original colonies per the c.1776 borders, we consider that you have effectively had these colonies on loan for 228 years without payment or interest for this time. compound interest at a nominal 3% per annum over 228years should cover the remaining contigious states very nicely.

In the case of Hawaii, please remember that they killed Captain Cook, a serving Royal Navy officer in another act of terrorism.

In the case of Alaska, OK, this was Russian at the time, but since they stuffed us in the Crimean war, we'll have that as well.

You will revert to a monarchy. you may share our monarch, King Tony I. Your new Governor General, Dubya, being the third person in his family to carry the name, will be known (very appropriately) as "His Excellency George III":D[:/].

For further information please reviev part #1 of the following:

http://www.shartwell.freeserve.co.uk/humor-site/independence.htm

Which is in the process of being updated for 2004.

The good news for you, the average American citizen is that come November, you will no longer have to make the agonizing choince between the cowardly liar who went to Vietnam, and the cowardly liar who stayed at home[:/].


Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Firstly; thanks for the legislation guys, very well thought out.

Secondly; under the EXACT terms of YOUR legislation... We'll have our former colony back! Thanks.

Thirdly; while we appreciate that this only entitles us to the original colonies per the c.1776 borders, we consider that you have effectively had these colonies on loan for 228 years without payment or interest for this time. compound interest at a nominal 3% per annum over 228years should cover the remaining contigious states very nicely.



Come and get it;) You WILL have to do better than last time though:P
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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This time we'll have no help from the French....



The French would just steal our white bedsheets for flags.;)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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***Under the new treaty, as drafted, an extradition request from the British government could be received on one day and a target, regardless of citizenship or the merits of the extradition request, could be forcibly placed on a plane and deposited with the British security forces the very next day." ***

Cool, at last we get something out of these so called 'War on terror'. A chance to hunt and capture:)
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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Sorry... which Crimean War was that?



The one wiff Florence Nightingale, The Charge of The Light Brigade an' stuff.

Anyway... What sort of a Barrister questions a legal argument with facts?!!:P Isn't it supposed to be the other way 'round?:D

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Sorry - it sounded like you were refering to one we lost... ;)




in the preamble to the treaty of peace 1783, it is revealed that the king NEVER relinquished title to the north american continent, aditionally, in 1871, the UNITED STATES was incorporated in London, England. see 28USC sec 2008, the term united states means a federal corporation.
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Sorry - it sounded like you were refering to one we lost... ;)




in the preamble to the treaty of peace 1783, it is revealed that the king NEVER relinquished title to the north american continent, aditionally, in 1871, the UNITED STATES was incorporated in London, England. see 28USC sec 2008, the term united states means a federal corporation.



True except it's spelled UNITED STATES. All corporations are spelled with caps.
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

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Ha.... we can remake and update the Ealing Comedy.. A PASSPORT TO PIMLICO.



Ealing made a bunch of great movies. The original "Ladykillers" was so much better than the awful Tom Hanks remake.
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